Kerry's Komedy Klub

[Penthesilea]

"Well, you know," said the little old lady, "not everybody pays."

 

[Kerry]

[Katie77]

Bill worked in a pickle factory.   
He had been employed there for a number of years when he came home one day
to confess to his wife that he had a terrible compulsion.   
He had an urge to stick his penis into the pickle slicer.   
His wife suggested that he should see a sex therapist to talk about it, but Bill said he would be too embarrassed.  He vowed to overcome the compulsion on his own.

One day a few weeks later, Bill came home and his wife could see at once that something was seriously wrong.

'What's wrong, Bill?' she asked.

'Do you remember that I told you how I had this tremendous urge to put my penis into the pickle slicer?'

'Oh, Bill, you didn't' she exclaimed.

'Yes, I did.' he replied.

'My God, Bill, what happened?'

'I got fired.'

'No, Bill.  I mean, what happened with the pickle slicer?'

'Oh...she got fired too.'

[Kerry]

[Sason]

Check this out, it's a hilarious article about a perfectly normal gay teen, who fears he's turning into a fundamentalist Christian!   


http://www.theonion.com/content/news/gay_teen_worried_he_might_be

[CellarDweller]

My mom and I watched these three vids in the order that I'm posting them, and we were laughing so hard.

We began with "Beyoncé Clown".


[youtube=425,350]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ePNWCniwgfo[/youtube]

[CellarDweller]

Then I found this one, which was on the right of the monitor, as a "related" video.

It's a "reaction" to the Beyoncé clown vid.

[youtube=425,350]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3kG8HpkdEJ4&feature=related[/youtube]

[CellarDweller]

At the 1:10 mark of the above video, the woman mentions "Scarlett Takes A Tumble"....which I had never heard of.

So I searched that, and found this.

 

[youtube=425,350]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cIwTYL1fwJk&feature=related[/youtube]

[Kerry]

Check this out, it's a hilarious article about a perfectly normal gay teen, who fears he's turning into a fundamentalist Christian!   


http://www.theonion.com/content/news/gay_teen_worried_he_might_be

 

[Kerry]

At the 1:10 mark of the above video, the woman mentions "Scarlett Takes A Tumble"....which I had never heard of.

So I searched that, and found this.

 

[youtube=425,350]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cIwTYL1fwJk&feature=related[/youtube]

OMG!!!    I really shouldn't laugh, but . . . . . .