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Offline memento

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Re: The 1000+ Posts Club
« Reply #1650 on: December 01, 2006, 10:38:16 am »

to the club Paul
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Re: The 1000+ Posts Club
« Reply #1651 on: December 01, 2006, 03:00:08 pm »
Congratulations On Your 1000 Post Paul!!
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Re: The 1000+ Posts Club
« Reply #1652 on: December 01, 2006, 03:35:02 pm »
Thank you, Sandy and David.

It's about time!  I'm not as chatty as some around here, but still managed the 1000.

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Re: The 1000+ Posts Club
« Reply #1653 on: December 01, 2006, 07:36:38 pm »
You don't say much, but you get your point across!! Welcome to the big time, Paul!!


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Re: The 1000+ Posts Club
« Reply #1654 on: December 01, 2006, 09:36:15 pm »
LOL !! 

  In keeping with the new Holiday format colours, I switched to Red and Green!
 

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Re: The 1000+ Posts Club
« Reply #1655 on: December 01, 2006, 10:40:44 pm »
I LOVE MY JOB!!!

So today at the Airport this hunk of a man walks into my checkpoint.   He had a short cropped haircut unlike the guy below. VERY handsome!   And a body to match the one in the picture!

Of course it is all I can do not to stare, especially considering I was busy at the time.   On my break I even walked down to the Airlines gates to see if he was sitting there waiting for his plane.   He was.  Damn he was HOT.   

Then about an hour later, an Airport employee runs over to us with that same HOT guy behind her.   "This passenger needs to be rescreened, his flight was changed due to the weather, blah blah blah."
My ears perked?   Rescreened?    That means he needs to be patted down!   And it was MY turn to pat down people!     <FAINT!>

I nearly knocked over several coworkers to get to him.    What a fine specimen of manhood.    He was wearing denim jeans and a T-shirt that was so tight it was painted on him!   His pecs were especially nice.   Nipples outlined perfectly.    I carefully felt him up, er, I mean padded him down.     I was so excited I had to go get a drink of water to cool down afterwards!   

  All day long I hear the straight guys complain that they can't pat down the hot female passengers.   Plus the female employees can't touch a male passenger.    So finally it pays off to be a gay employee somewhere!    LOL



 

 
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Re: The 1000+ Posts Club
« Reply #1656 on: December 01, 2006, 10:44:50 pm »
David ya are a caution!
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Re: The 1000+ Posts Club
« Reply #1657 on: December 01, 2006, 10:58:26 pm »
Thank God that picture is a j-peg.  ;D
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Re: The 1000+ Posts Club
« Reply #1658 on: December 01, 2006, 11:51:25 pm »
David, I love it!  :laugh:
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Re: The 1000+ Posts Club
« Reply #1659 on: December 02, 2006, 01:52:21 am »
You are soooooo lucky David.

I remember when I worked in the Men's department at L.S. Ayres. My favorite part of the job was fitting cute men for their new dress pants. I nearly lost consciousness a few times while measuring their inseams.  8)

God I miss that job.
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