Author Topic: Let's write a Brokeback limerick! (How-to in first post)  (Read 1139283 times)

Offline Lumière

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Re: Let's write a Brokeback limerick!
« Reply #1020 on: June 29, 2006, 12:39:48 pm »
'I can't wait till August', Jack cried
'My nuts ache so much I near died',
I need you every day,
my life is in so much dismay
I want to be your bride!

 ;D Awesome! 

How 'bout a stupid one ..lol:

I'd pay Jack and Ennis to live with me,


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Re: Let's write a Brokeback limerick!
« Reply #1021 on: June 29, 2006, 01:51:03 pm »
I'd pay Jack and Ennis to live with me,
It would fill me with so much glee
Now bring me that horizon.♥We have our heading.

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Re: Let's write a Brokeback limerick!
« Reply #1022 on: June 29, 2006, 01:53:51 pm »
I'd pay Jack and Ennis to live with me,
It would fill me with so much glee
We'd play the whole day,
Will you stop playing with that radio of yours, I'm trying to get to sleep!

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Re: Let's write a Brokeback limerick!
« Reply #1023 on: June 29, 2006, 02:00:22 pm »
I'd pay Jack and Ennis to live with me,
It would fill me with so much glee
We'd play the whole day,
Or I could just watch 'em both play


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Re: Let's write a Brokeback limerick!
« Reply #1024 on: June 29, 2006, 02:05:13 pm »
I'd pay Jack and Ennis to live with me,
It would fill me with so much glee
We'd play the whole day,
Or I could just watch 'em both play
As could others - for just a small fee!

I sure wish I was Ennis's warsh-rag,
Will you stop playing with that radio of yours, I'm trying to get to sleep!

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Re: Let's write a Brokeback limerick!
« Reply #1025 on: June 29, 2006, 02:11:13 pm »
I sure wish I was Ennis's warsh-rag,
I'd touch all his bits, the yound Stag!


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Re: Let's write a Brokeback limerick!
« Reply #1026 on: June 29, 2006, 02:18:08 pm »
I sure wish I was Ennis's warsh-rag,
I'd touch all his bits, the yound Stag!
I'd go all round his nethers
Will you stop playing with that radio of yours, I'm trying to get to sleep!

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Re: Let's write a Brokeback limerick!
« Reply #1027 on: June 29, 2006, 02:27:06 pm »
I sure wish I was Ennis's warsh-rag,
I'd touch all his bits, the yound Stag!
I'd go all round his nethers
As gentle as with feathers
Those who are tardy do not get fruit cup.

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Re: Let's write a Brokeback limerick!
« Reply #1028 on: June 29, 2006, 02:40:04 pm »
I sure wish I was Ennis's warsh-rag,
I'd touch all his bits, the yound Stag!
I'd go all round his nethers
As gentle as with feathers
and for his pole I'd be the flag.

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Re: Let's write a Brokeback limerick!
« Reply #1029 on: June 29, 2006, 03:08:14 pm »
I sure wish I was Ennis's warsh-rag,
I'd touch all his bits, the yound Stag!
I'd go all round his nethers
As gentle as with feathers
and for his pole I'd be the flag.

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