Author Topic: Let's write a Brokeback limerick! (How-to in first post)  (Read 1253795 times)

Offline Lumière

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Re: Let's write a Brokeback limerick!
« Reply #1110 on: July 04, 2006, 02:15:16 pm »
Ennis breathed hard, overcome with desire
His aching loins were sure on fire,
he rode Jack hard like a bronking bull
And didn't stop 'til Jack was full
"I aint no queer" indeed, liar!


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« Last Edit: July 04, 2006, 02:17:22 pm by Lucise »


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Re: Let's write a Brokeback limerick!
« Reply #1111 on: July 04, 2006, 02:33:52 pm »
Oh yeah!   :D

Ennis kissed so hard it nearly broke Jack's nose
I just want to celebrate another day of living.

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Re: Let's write a Brokeback limerick!
« Reply #1112 on: July 04, 2006, 03:38:05 pm »
Ennis kissed so hard it nearly broke Jack's nose
Ennis was all over Jack, stepping on his toes.


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Re: Let's write a Brokeback limerick!
« Reply #1113 on: July 04, 2006, 04:05:54 pm »
Ennis kissed so hard it nearly broke Jack's nose
Ennis was all over Jack, stepping on his toes.
Swapping spit with gusto
Now bring me that horizon.♥We have our heading.

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Re: Let's write a Brokeback limerick!
« Reply #1114 on: July 04, 2006, 04:27:02 pm »
Ennis kissed so hard it nearly broke Jack's nose
Ennis was all over Jack, stepping on his toes.
Swapping spit with gusto
They need to lie down pronto!


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Re: Let's write a Brokeback limerick!
« Reply #1115 on: July 04, 2006, 04:35:27 pm »
Ennis kissed so hard it nearly broke Jack's nose
Ennis was all over Jack, stepping on his toes.
Swapping spit with gusto
They need to lie down pronto!
And immediately doff their clothes!
I just want to celebrate another day of living.

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Re: Let's write a Brokeback limerick!
« Reply #1116 on: July 04, 2006, 05:11:11 pm »
"Where's Ennis?", said Stuart the sheep,
Will you stop playing with that radio of yours, I'm trying to get to sleep!

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Re: Let's write a Brokeback limerick!
« Reply #1117 on: July 04, 2006, 05:21:03 pm »
"Where's Ennis?", said Stuart the sheep,
"I bet, on Jack he's sound asleep.


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Re: Let's write a Brokeback limerick!
« Reply #1118 on: July 04, 2006, 05:27:55 pm »
"Where's Ennis?", said Stuart the sheep,
"I bet, on Jack he's sound asleep.
"We should all be so lucky,

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Re: Let's write a Brokeback limerick!
« Reply #1119 on: July 04, 2006, 05:31:44 pm »
"Where's Ennis?", said Stuart the sheep,
"I bet, on Jack he's sound asleep.
"We should all be so lucky,
He'd rather do fucky,
Than looking for something to eat.
Being happy doesn't mean everything is perfect.

It means you've decided to see beyond the imperfection