Author Topic: Let's write a Brokeback limerick! (How-to in first post)  (Read 1072959 times)

Offline Pipedream

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Re: Let's write a Brokeback limerick!
« Reply #140 on: May 31, 2006, 11:01:50 am »
Hahaha! Good one! Mine was a bit nastier, but too late...  ;D


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Re: Let's write a Brokeback limerick!
« Reply #141 on: May 31, 2006, 11:09:28 am »
Hahaha! Good one! Mine was a bit nastier, but too late...  ;D

Oh go on, give us laugh...  ;D
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Re: Let's write a Brokeback limerick!
« Reply #142 on: May 31, 2006, 11:12:28 am »
Oh go on, give us laugh...  ;D

It would have been:

The wind on the mountain was blowin'
And the boys they was knowin'
that the best way to take cover,
Was to take a lover,
and f*ck him until It'd be snowin'.

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I find the lawn-mowin' version funnier, though...  :)


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Re: Let's write a Brokeback limerick!
« Reply #143 on: May 31, 2006, 11:29:26 am »
I find the lawn-mowin' version funnier, though...  :)

You're very kind  :-*. I DO love yours though!
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Re: Let's write a Brokeback limerick!
« Reply #144 on: May 31, 2006, 11:52:12 am »
Hahaha - great ones guys!  ;D

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Re: Let's write a Brokeback limerick!
« Reply #145 on: May 31, 2006, 12:04:45 pm »
Jack and Ennis made quite a stunning pair,
One being dark and the other quite fair
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Re: Let's write a Brokeback limerick!
« Reply #146 on: May 31, 2006, 12:11:45 pm »
Jack and Ennis made quite a stunning pair,
One being dark and the other quite fair.
Jack's eyes were blue, Ennis' brown,


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Re: Let's write a Brokeback limerick!
« Reply #147 on: May 31, 2006, 12:19:17 pm »
Jack and Ennis made quite a stunning pair,
One being dark and the other quite fair.
Jack's eyes were blue, Ennis' brown,
Jack would smile, Ennis frown,
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Re: Let's write a Brokeback limerick!
« Reply #148 on: May 31, 2006, 12:26:05 pm »
Jack and Ennis made quite a stunning pair,
One being dark and the other quite fair.
Jack's eyes were blue, Ennis' brown,
Jack would smile, Ennis frown,
'Specially when Jack tried to gel Ennis' hair!
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Re: Let's write a Brokeback limerick!
« Reply #149 on: May 31, 2006, 12:38:01 pm »
Good one, Saucy.

Here's a new one:

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