Let's write a Brokeback limerick! (How-to in first post)

[Lumière]

There once was a troll named Aguirre,
Who was known in some circles as a fairy.

[Pipedream]

There once was a troll named Aguirre,
Who was known in some circles as a fairy.
He had thousands of sheep

[ThePirateBride]

There once was a troll named Aguirre,
Who was known in some circles as a fairy.
He had thousands of sheep
But really liked to peep

[Lumière]

There once was a troll named Aguirre,
Who was known in some circles as a fairy.
He had thousands of sheep
But really liked to peep
'Cause naked men made him merry!

 

[Lumière]

Another:


I like doin' women, but not like doin' Jack,

[Pipedream]

I like doin' women, but not like doin' Jack,
Ennis told Alma when he packed his rucksack

[Lumière]

"I like doin' women, but not like doin' Jack",
Ennis told Alma when he packed his rucksack.
"My man", he said, "Is hung like a donkey!"

[saucycobblers]

"I like doin' women, but not like doin' Jack",
Ennis told Alma when he packed his rucksack.
"My man", he said, "Is hung like a donkey!"
"And he sure is good at the honky-tonky",

[Lumière]

"I like doin' women, but not like doin' Jack",
Ennis told Alma when he packed his rucksack.
"My man", he said, "Is hung like a donkey!"
"And he sure is good at the honky-tonky",
"I'm surely in heaven when he's on my back!"

 

[saucycobblers]

Heehee! You guys are SO rude... excellent. Love that line about the rucksack by the way Anke.

"Up on Brokeback, where we pasture the woolies",