Let's write a Brokeback limerick! (How-to in first post)

[Lumière]

He was driving to Ennis, now he was free,
They could have a life together, he would finally agree,
Little did Jack know what was in store,

[memento]

He was driving to Ennis, now he was free,
They could have a life together, he would finally agree,
Little did Jack know what was in store,
Ennis practically showed him the door,

[Daniel]

He was driving to Ennis, now he was free,
They could have a life together, he would finally agree,
Little did Jack know what was in store,
Ennis practically showed him the door,
And ripped Jacks heart out completely.

[Katie77]

Gee, this thread has been very quiet over the past few days.....Come on....where are all my fellow Limerickans.......

Heres one to start off again......


"Who's this dude, just stepped out of his truck?"

[David]

"Who's this dude, just stepped out of his truck?"
Alone together on the mountain?  Imagine my luck!

[Katie77]

"Who's this dude, just stepped out of his truck?"
Alone together on the mountain? Imagine my luck!
I'll sneak in a look, from under my hat,

[David]

"Who's this dude, just stepped out of his truck?"
Alone together on the mountain? Imagine my luck!
I'll sneak in a look, from under my hat,
He sure is hot, no denying that!

[Katie77]

"Who's this dude, just stepped out of his truck?"
Alone togther on the mountain? Imagine my luck!
I'll sneak in a look from under my hat,
He sure is hot, no denying that,
And theres no doubt about it, that dude I'll fuck.

(sorry....i had to make it rhyme)


He's a bit of a lair, showin' off on his horse

[Lumière]

He's a bit of a lair, showin' off on his horse,
I sure as heck noticed, but of course!

[Katie77]

He's a bit of a lair, showin' off on his horse,
I sure as heck noticed, but of course,
If he rides me, like he rides that filly,