Let's write a Brokeback limerick! (How-to in first post)

[David]

"You Bet!" he wrote back, and his heart skipped a beat,
His excitement grew, felt like he was in heat,
Told Alma about him, his fishin' bud Jack,
How they'd play and roll around in the sack
and every moment with Jack was a joyous treat.

[Fran]

How about:

The Mexican street swarmed with activity

[Katie77]

(I can see this one turning into a real "nasty)


The Mexican street, swarmed with activity,
Jack roamed the alleyways, looking for gaeity,

[injest]

The Mexican street, swarmed with activity,
Jack roamed the alleyways, looking for gaeity,


A tall, handsome amigo, sad Jack was looking to meet

[saucycobblers]

The Mexican street, swarmed with activity,
Jack roamed the alleyways, looking for gaeity,
A tall, handsome amigo, sad Jack was looking to meet
When he spotted a tasty young Mexican treat

[Fran]

The Mexican street swarmed with activity,
Jack roamed the alleyways, looking for gaeity,
A tall, handsome amigo, sad Jack was looking to meet
When he spotted a tasty young Mexican treat,
To hell with Ennis' insensitivity!

[Lumière]

Another: 

Every time Monroe saw Alma, his heart skipped a beat

[Daniel]

Every time Monroe saw Alma, his heart skipped a beat
Either that or he was trippin' over his feet.

[Lumière]

Every time Monroe saw Alma, his heart skipped a beat
Either that or he was trippin' over his feet.
He thought, 'Too bad she's stuck with Malboro man,

[Daniel]

Every time Monroe saw Alma, his heart skipped a beat
Either that or he was trippin' over his feet.
He thought, 'Too bad she's stuck with Malboro man,
Cause if'n she weren't, I'd ask for her hand.'