Author Topic: Let's write a Brokeback limerick! (How-to in first post)  (Read 1071895 times)

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Re: Let's write a Brokeback limerick!
« Reply #220 on: June 01, 2006, 12:01:07 am »
Next:

L.D.Newsome was a mean son of Bitch,   

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Re: Let's write a Brokeback limerick!
« Reply #221 on: June 01, 2006, 12:06:49 am »
There once was a man named Monroe,
Who was most prob'ly on the down-low.
He was good with his knife
And had a chatter-box wife,
and probably wished it was Ennis he could Blow!

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L.D.Newsome was a mean son of Bitch,   
With a mind as hollow as a ditch,


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Re: Let's write a Brokeback limerick!
« Reply #222 on: June 01, 2006, 12:10:09 am »
L.D.Newsome was a mean son of Bitch,   
With a mind as hollow as a ditch,
When it came to tractors he was King of the Deal,

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Re: Let's write a Brokeback limerick!
« Reply #223 on: June 01, 2006, 12:18:14 am »
L.D.Newsome was a mean son of Bitch,   
With a mind as hollow as a ditch,
When it came to tractors he was King of the Deal,
But to Jack Twist he was anal, for real!


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Re: Let's write a Brokeback limerick!
« Reply #224 on: June 01, 2006, 12:27:14 am »
L.D.Newsome was a mean son of Bitch,   
With a mind as hollow as a ditch,
When it came to tractors he was King of the Deal,
But to Jack Twist he was anal, for real!
Because his bad behavoir cause poor Jack to Twitch!

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Re: Let's write a Brokeback limerick!
« Reply #225 on: June 01, 2006, 12:33:13 am »
Next one:  ;D

Whiskey's one o' the two things I need right now,


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Re: Let's write a Brokeback limerick!
« Reply #226 on: June 01, 2006, 12:36:06 am »
Whiskey's one o' the two things I need right now,
He took a look at Jack and raised an eyebrow,

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Re: Let's write a Brokeback limerick!
« Reply #227 on: June 01, 2006, 12:39:24 am »
Whiskey's one o' the two things I need right now,
He took a look at Jack and raised an eyebrow,
"The sight of yer buns in those jeans",


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Re: Let's write a Brokeback limerick!
« Reply #228 on: June 01, 2006, 12:44:28 am »
Whiskey's one o' the two things I need right now,
He took a look at Jack and raised an eyebrow,
"The sight of yer buns in those jeans,
makes me horny as hell by all means


S'alright, s'alright!

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Re: Let's write a Brokeback limerick!
« Reply #229 on: June 01, 2006, 12:44:54 am »
Whiskey's one o' the two things I need right now,
He took a look at Jack and raised an eyebrow,
"The sight of yer buns in those jeans",
Is bursting my pants at all of the seams,