Let's write a Brokeback limerick! (How-to in first post)

[Lumière]

He plotted his herding with pie,
and when he saw Cassie with Karl, he didn't even vie,
His mind replayed that fight by the lake,

[memento]

He plotted his herding with pie,
and when he saw Cassie with Karl, he didn't even vie,
His mind replayed that fight by the lake,
It was time to act, there was too much at stake,

[Lumière]

He plotted his herding with pie,
and when he saw Cassie with Karl, he didn't even vie,
His mind replayed that fight by the lake,
It was time to act, there was too much at stake,
Little did Del Mar know, that his love was going to die.

 


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Another round:

Ennis walked slowly into the tent, his hat in hand

[Pipedream]

Ennis walked slowly into the tent, his hat in hand
He felt like Alice in Wonderland 
 
 

[ThePirateBride]

Ennis walked slowly into the tent, his hat in hand
He felt like Alice in Wonderland 
No time was wasted

[Pipedream]

Ennis walked slowly into the tent, his hat in hand
He felt like Alice in Wonderland 
No time was wasted
The forbidden fruit tasted

[Ray]

Ennis walked slowly into the tent, his hat in hand
He felt like Alice in Wonderland  
No time was wasted
The Forbidden fruit tasted
And love's juice covered his gland!

[Ray]

As his cheek brushed the nipple of Jack,

[Pipedream]

As his cheek brushed the nipple of Jack,
Ennis thought by himself, what the heck

[Ray]

As his cheek brushed the nipple of Jack,
Ennis thought by himself, what the heck
The smell of his skin