Let's write a Brokeback limerick! (How-to in first post)

[Lumière]

The tent on the mountain don't look right
Then came one hot and steamy night ;
Jack and Ennis were mighty horny,
they stemmed the rose that wasn't thorny,
And they went at it until it was first light.

 

[Lumière]

Another round:

Ennis turned him down, and off he went to Mexico,

[memento]

Ennis turned him down, and off he went to Mexico,
Filling up his tank with no-leaded Texaco,

[Lumière]

Ennis turned him down, and off he went to Mexico,
Filling up his tank with no-leaded Texaco.
He settled for a dark-haired jigolo,

[memento]

Ennis turned him down, and off he went to Mexico,
Filling up his tank with no-leaded Texaco.
He settled for a dark-haired jigolo,
Who was working some interesting mojo,

[Ray]

Ennis turned him down, and off he went to Mexico,
Filling up his tank with no-leaded Texaco.
He settled for a dark-haired jigolo,
Who was working some interesting mojo,
And coloured Jack's honour Indigo!

[Lumière]

Ennis turned him down, and off he went to Mexico,
Filling up his tank with no-leaded Texaco.
He settled for a dark-haired jigolo,
Who was working some interesting mojo,
He hoped Ennis would never know.  What a blow!

[Ray]

Alma Juniour was not impressed,

[Lumière]

Alma Juniour was not impressed,
She didn't even like the way Cassie was dressed.

[Ray]

Alma Junior was not impressed,
She didn't even like the way Cassie was dressed.
Her manner was dry,