Author Topic: Let's write a Brokeback limerick! (How-to in first post)  (Read 3234807 times)

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Re: Let's write a Brokeback limerick! (How-to in first post)
« Reply #6830 on: June 21, 2011, 07:46:27 pm »
Way the hell out in the middle a nowhere
A limerick moderator lurks I fear
Hey! It's not easy work
but it can be a perk


Tell him when l come up to him and ask to play the record, l'm gonna say: ''Voulez-vous jouer ce disque?''
'Voulez-vous, will you kiss my dick?'
Will you play my record? One-track mind!

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Re: Let's write a Brokeback limerick! (How-to in first post)
« Reply #6831 on: June 21, 2011, 08:40:59 pm »
Way the hell out in the middle a nowhere
A limerick moderator lurks I fear
Hey! It's not easy work
but it can be a perk
A job done with a smile and a tear!

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Re: Let's write a Brokeback limerick! (How-to in first post)
« Reply #6832 on: June 21, 2011, 09:31:09 pm »
Jack looked at Ennis' magnificent cock


Tell him when l come up to him and ask to play the record, l'm gonna say: ''Voulez-vous jouer ce disque?''
'Voulez-vous, will you kiss my dick?'
Will you play my record? One-track mind!

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Re: Let's write a Brokeback limerick! (How-to in first post)
« Reply #6833 on: June 21, 2011, 09:43:52 pm »
Jack looked at Ennis' magnificent cock
Not a stitch on, not even a sock!

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Re: Let's write a Brokeback limerick! (How-to in first post)
« Reply #6834 on: June 23, 2011, 10:59:34 pm »
Jack looked at Ennis' magnificent cock
Not a stitch on, not even a sock!
With apple-sized balls,
A companion where none had been expected...

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Re: Let's write a Brokeback limerick! (How-to in first post)
« Reply #6835 on: June 24, 2011, 12:19:31 am »
Jack looked at Ennis' magnificent cock
Not a stitch on, not even a sock!
With apple-sized balls,
Jack, Ennis certainly enthralls!

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Re: Let's write a Brokeback limerick! (How-to in first post)
« Reply #6836 on: June 24, 2011, 08:11:13 am »
Jack looked at Ennis' magnificent cock
Not a stitch on, not even a sock!
With apple-sized balls,
Jack, Ennis certainly enthralls!
on said cock, Jack's lips did quickly lock!


Tell him when l come up to him and ask to play the record, l'm gonna say: ''Voulez-vous jouer ce disque?''
'Voulez-vous, will you kiss my dick?'
Will you play my record? One-track mind!

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Re: Let's write a Brokeback limerick! (How-to in first post)
« Reply #6837 on: June 24, 2011, 04:55:25 pm »
So, wasn't Jack's cock also thick and long?

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Re: Let's write a Brokeback limerick! (How-to in first post)
« Reply #6838 on: June 24, 2011, 08:30:30 pm »
So, wasn't Jack's cock also thick and long?
Definitely! Jack had a quite impressive dong!

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Re: Let's write a Brokeback limerick! (How-to in first post)
« Reply #6839 on: June 24, 2011, 08:32:18 pm »
So, wasn't Jack's cock also thick and long?
Definitely, Jack had a quite impressive dong!
And in Ennis' firm grip


Tell him when l come up to him and ask to play the record, l'm gonna say: ''Voulez-vous jouer ce disque?''
'Voulez-vous, will you kiss my dick?'
Will you play my record? One-track mind!