Let's write a Brokeback limerick! (How-to in first post)

[Snowflakes]

The distant mountains beckoned them,
To their powerful greatness, they would succumb
Kneeling to the kind of love

[Lumière]

The distant mountains beckoned them,
To their powerful greatness, they would succumb
Kneeling to the kind of love
That is pure like a white dove.

[ThePirateBride]

The distant mountains beckoned them,
To their powerful greatness, they would succumb
Kneeling to the kind of love
That is pure like a white dove.
The rose they continued to stem.

[Lumière]

Any one care for a Jack Nasty limerick??   :


His aim was bad, Ennis knew how Jack sucked,



 

[JCinNYC2006]

His aim was bad, Ennis knew how Jack sucked,
"If I don't shoot an elk," Ennis thought, "we're phukt.

[Lumière]

His aim was bad, Ennis knew how Jack sucked,
"If I don't shoot an elk," Ennis thought, "we're phukt.
So Ennis pulled out his big gun, "Gonna Shoot!"

 

[memento]

His aim was bad, Ennis knew how Jack sucked,
"If I don't shoot an elk," Ennis thought, "we're phukt.
So Ennis pulled out his big gun, "Gonna Shoot!",
"No more beans for dinner", he said with a hoot,

[ThePirateBride]

His aim was bad, Ennis knew how Jack sucked,
"If I don't shoot an elk," Ennis thought, "we're phukt.
So Ennis pulled out his big gun, "Gonna Shoot!",
"No more beans for dinner", he said with a hoot,
So tent games they began to conduct

[Snowflakes]

Fab!

The year was 1967

[Lumière]

The year was 1967,
Jack was meeting Ennis behind the 7/11.