Author Topic: Let's write a Brokeback limerick! (How-to in first post)  (Read 1309659 times)

Offline Lumière

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Re: Let's write a Brokeback limerick!
« Reply #370 on: June 04, 2006, 07:38:37 pm »
The tent on the mountain don't look right
Then came one hot and steamy night ;
Jack and Ennis were mighty horny,
they stemmed the rose that wasn't thorny,
And they went at it until it was first light.

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Re: Let's write a Brokeback limerick!
« Reply #371 on: June 04, 2006, 07:47:06 pm »
Another round:

Ennis turned him down, and off he went to Mexico,


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Re: Let's write a Brokeback limerick!
« Reply #372 on: June 04, 2006, 08:15:36 pm »
Ennis turned him down, and off he went to Mexico,
Filling up his tank with no-leaded Texaco,

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Re: Let's write a Brokeback limerick!
« Reply #373 on: June 04, 2006, 08:49:48 pm »
Ennis turned him down, and off he went to Mexico,
Filling up his tank with no-leaded Texaco.
He settled for a dark-haired jigolo,


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Re: Let's write a Brokeback limerick!
« Reply #374 on: June 04, 2006, 09:06:31 pm »
Ennis turned him down, and off he went to Mexico,
Filling up his tank with no-leaded Texaco.
He settled for a dark-haired jigolo,
Who was working some interesting mojo,

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Re: Let's write a Brokeback limerick!
« Reply #375 on: June 04, 2006, 09:14:53 pm »
Ennis turned him down, and off he went to Mexico,
Filling up his tank with no-leaded Texaco.
He settled for a dark-haired jigolo,
Who was working some interesting mojo,
And coloured Jack's honour Indigo!
~A good general knows when to retreat~

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Re: Let's write a Brokeback limerick!
« Reply #376 on: June 04, 2006, 09:15:21 pm »
Ennis turned him down, and off he went to Mexico,
Filling up his tank with no-leaded Texaco.
He settled for a dark-haired jigolo,
Who was working some interesting mojo,
He hoped Ennis would never know.  What a blow!


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Re: Let's write a Brokeback limerick!
« Reply #377 on: June 04, 2006, 09:16:00 pm »
Alma Juniour was not impressed,
~A good general knows when to retreat~

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Re: Let's write a Brokeback limerick!
« Reply #378 on: June 04, 2006, 09:25:31 pm »
Alma Juniour was not impressed,
She didn't even like the way Cassie was dressed.


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Re: Let's write a Brokeback limerick!
« Reply #379 on: June 04, 2006, 09:57:15 pm »
Alma Junior was not impressed,
She didn't even like the way Cassie was dressed.
Her manner was dry,
~A good general knows when to retreat~