Let's write a Brokeback limerick! (How-to in first post)

[memento]

There was a Grocer named Monroe,
who understood Alma's woe,
He wanted a piece
of her to release,
and couldn't wait to become her beau.

[Lumière]

Woohoo!  More ..


Ennis snapped, "I came upon a bear!"

[memento]

Ennis snapped, "I came upon a bear!",
"All we got is beans", he said in despair,

[Snowflakes]

Ennis snapped, "I came upon a bear!",
"All we got is beans", he said in despair,
Jack said, "Let's have mutton!"

[Lumière]

Ennis snapped, "I came upon a bear!",
"All we got is beans", he said in despair,
Jack said, "Let's have mutton!"
Ennis frowned, still cute as a button

[ThePirateBride]

Ennis snapped, "I came upon a bear!",
"All we got is beans", he said in despair,
Jack said, "Let's have mutton!"
Ennis frowned, still cute as a button
And at Jack's crotch he had to stare!

[Lumière]

Another: 


'Twas fun at Don Wroe's cabin, like a honeymoon

[ThePirateBride]

'Twas fun at Don Wroe's cabin, like a honeymoon
Like newlyweds in the month of June

[Lumière]

'Twas fun at Don Wroe's cabin, like a honeymoon
Like newlyweds in the month of June.
Making love was all they did,

[ThePirateBride]

'Twas fun at Don Wroe's cabin, like a honeymoon
Like newlyweds in the month of June.
Making love was all they did,
'Cause it was their id