Author Topic: Let's write a Brokeback limerick! (How-to in first post)  (Read 3180871 times)

Offline Lumière

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Re: Let's write a Brokeback limerick!
« Reply #980 on: June 28, 2006, 05:22:58 pm »
Jack pounded the shirt with a big stick,
While dreaming of a big dick
As he recalled the night before
He knew he wanted an encore
Twas what he wanted to touch, grab and lick.


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Re: Let's write a Brokeback limerick!
« Reply #981 on: June 28, 2006, 05:32:54 pm »
Yes!   ;)

Ennis could've had Jack all those years
Now bring me that horizon.♥We have our heading.

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Re: Let's write a Brokeback limerick!
« Reply #982 on: June 28, 2006, 05:39:19 pm »
Ennis could've had Jack all those years
Instead he married Alma Beers
Those who are tardy do not get fruit cup.

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Re: Let's write a Brokeback limerick!
« Reply #983 on: June 28, 2006, 06:33:28 pm »
Ennis could've had Jack all those years
Instead he married Alma Beers
Together they stayed
~*One kiss...and bam...you're mine*~
Total and Complete Jake Lover!!!

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Re: Let's write a Brokeback limerick!
« Reply #984 on: June 28, 2006, 06:50:01 pm »
Ennis could've had Jack all those years
Instead he married Alma Beers
Together they stayed
And two children they made

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Re: Let's write a Brokeback limerick!
« Reply #985 on: June 28, 2006, 06:52:51 pm »
Ennis could've had Jack all those years
Instead he married Alma Beers
Together they stayed
And two children they made
But there was more sorrow than cheers.

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Re: Let's write a Brokeback limerick!
« Reply #986 on: June 28, 2006, 07:56:27 pm »
The stud duck refused to let Jack's ashes go,

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Re: Let's write a Brokeback limerick!
« Reply #987 on: June 28, 2006, 08:02:07 pm »
The stud duck refused to let Jack's ashes go,
So Ennis left the house in sorrow,
~*One kiss...and bam...you're mine*~
Total and Complete Jake Lover!!!

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Re: Let's write a Brokeback limerick!
« Reply #988 on: June 28, 2006, 09:15:11 pm »
The stud duck refused to let Jack's ashes go,
So Ennis left the house in sorrow,
Clutching a brown paper bag,


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Re: Let's write a Brokeback limerick!
« Reply #989 on: June 28, 2006, 10:12:54 pm »
The stud duck refused to let Jack's ashes go,
So Ennis left the house in sorrow,
Clutching a brown paper bag,
Suppressing the urge to gag,