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Offline Daniel

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YOUNG JACK:

**Well people, I'm sorry I'm not actually entertaining you. The truth is... this place is just too quiet.

The sheep are silent, no dogs have barked. Even my low-startle point horse has shifted to park.
The wind has cried, the grass has moaned, but that's just about it... everyone's out on loan.
My jeans are still, No birds have sung, I'm gettin' bored! I'm fit to be hung!**
Why do we consume what we consume?
Why do we believe what we believe?
Why do we accept what we accept?
You have a body, a mind, and a soul.... You have a responsibility.

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**  Hey daniel, wanna play some ABCs while we wait? **

A is Absence.

We are forced to play the wonderful and world renowned game of BBM ABC's in the ABSENCE of the cast and crew who were up all night singing shitty ditties around the camp fire!

B is Better.

The Cast and Crew had BETTER get there bloody arses onto this set VERY BLOODY SOON!

C is for Coniption.

I AM GOING TO HAVE ONE IN JUST ABOUT ONE MINUTE!
« Last Edit: June 24, 2006, 06:25:52 pm by Ray »
~A good general knows when to retreat~

Offline Daniel

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YOUNG JACK:

** Now don't start a askin', where'd that other boy go?
Cause I left him behind, and I rightly don't know.
He's down there in that valley somewhere.
Without Aguirre's binocs can't see much down there.
And so I'm surrounded, alone on this steep,
By 1000 (and one) white fluffy sheep.
It's a shame they're so silent. You think they'd be loud.
But so far the day's gone by like a cloud.

Now sometimes a boy gets lonely up here...
And starts having strange little thoughts.
But they're really a little indecent to share,
Up in those lists of "Thou shalt nots".

But if you're real bored, like the rest of us waitin'
And if you have already aiten.
I might be willing to tell you a few.
If you promise me you won't sue.**
« Last Edit: June 24, 2006, 06:23:26 pm by Daniel »
Why do we consume what we consume?
Why do we believe what we believe?
Why do we accept what we accept?
You have a body, a mind, and a soul.... You have a responsibility.

Offline YaadPyar

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B is Broke Arsed Mountain

We are forced to merely contemplate the future of BROKE ARSED MOUNTAIN since there is no actual action actually taking place.

** Director Raymille has messed up my post entirely by posting 3 letters at once in his previous post, thus negating the necessity of my posting a "B" at all.  Hrmpf!  **
« Last Edit: June 24, 2006, 06:25:25 pm by YaadPyar »
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= Director's privilege! =
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"Vice, Virtue. It's best not to be too moral. You cheat yourself out of too much life. Aim above morality. If you apply that to life, then you're bound to live life fully." (Harold & Maude - 1971)

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YOUNG JACK:

((nods))

** Well I guess that's that. They'll just remain in my head.
Thought you all could enjoy a little tuff-lovin' bread.
It's not everyday that a boy just like me
Is willing to share his most enflamed fantasy.
So the world will go by, I'll yawn and I'll tread.
The ground will grow weary of bein' my bed.
So I'll just sit up here and think on ol' Ennis.
((hums the next part to himself))**
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Why do we believe what we believe?
Why do we accept what we accept?
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There was a Director called Raymille
Who created a show that was quite silly
It moved slow and fast
'cause the farkeen cast
caused us to be very time filly!
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Offline YaadPyar

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TABLOID UPDATE: Following last night's Tonight Show appearance, Director Raymille went clubbing at some of L.A.'s hottest hot spots.  He was caught on camera with friends.  He's the one all in red (of course!) at the far left of your screen.

"Vice, Virtue. It's best not to be too moral. You cheat yourself out of too much life. Aim above morality. If you apply that to life, then you're bound to live life fully." (Harold & Maude - 1971)

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YOUNG JACK:

((Realizing he interpreted the director's comment incorrectly))

** Ah, sorry bout that, thought you were talking to me.
The offer's still up there, if you'd like to agree.
It's not that I don't trust you, or wish you any harm.
But these legal matters - they ring off an alarm.
So if you want to hear a sultry tale or two.
Just look up and say you won't sue.**
Why do we consume what we consume?
Why do we believe what we believe?
Why do we accept what we accept?
You have a body, a mind, and a soul.... You have a responsibility.