Author Topic: ~~THE PERFORMANCE THREAD~~ **aside** ((action)) %%thought%%  (Read 956496 times)

Offline Ellemeno

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THE ASSISTANT:
** Now I can pat everyone on the ass, every once in a while....  **
TERRY CLOTH
** On the set, or way out in the middle of nowhere?  How often?   :(   Ever' four effen' posts?! **

THE ASSISTANT:
((pats THE WARSH RAG gently on his denier* and resumes makin' a liviin'.))

*Denier = A unit of fineness for cloth fibers, based on a standard mass per length of 1 gram per 9,000 meters of yarn.
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We would like to inform you that Courtney, understudy for the fabulous DeeDee, has been out all day. She has arrived on the set, but we are uncertain how long she will stay. 

%% Alls I know is that if the understudies in Beach Blanket Babylon in San Francisco had "been out all day," the audience wouldn't a stood for it.  No m'am.  No way.  No how.  Whatever happen a "The show must go on?"  Damn you, Ennis.... %%
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**strange voiceover: Tonight the parts of Jack and Ennis will be played by Daniel, so that the show can proceed faster **

**Statler: That's not right! **

**Waldorf: Boo! We don't like these newfangled performances! **

**Statler: Two roles in one play? **

**Waldorf: ((hard of hearing)) Two rolls in the hay?**

**Statler: We haven't got there yet.**
Why do we consume what we consume?
Why do we believe what we believe?
Why do we accept what we accept?
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= Right!  Calling a huddle with the Assistant Director & The High Priestess to discuss the appropriateness of human sacrifice on set!  ** Included would have been the FSD had she not been called Bagdad to rearrange a few odds and sods; The Props Fairy/Magician who is teaching her protege the finer art of drinking with the German footy team; and the Animal Trainer who has roamed from the flock! ** =

~A good general knows when to retreat~

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**Statler: Two roles in one play? **

**Waldorf: ((hard of hearing)) Two rolls in the hay?**

**Statler: We haven't got there yet.**

%% We may only have one a the stars present on the set, but he's givin' a hunnerd n ten per cent. %%


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= Right!  Calling a huddle with the Assistant Director & The High Priestess to discuss the appropriateness of human sacrifice on set!  

THE ASSISTANT:
%%  Boss, it's not lookin' good fer the human sacrifice thing.  See, they don' allow that here in Canada where we're shootin'.  We'd need to find ourselves someplace different.  Maybe Texas.  They still do capital punishment there.  Fast or slow, it's a similar direction as human sacrifice. %%

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** I'm giving something anyway, not sure what percentage it is, if any. **
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Why do we accept what we accept?
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%% Bugger! %%

** Anyhooooooo......

HAPPY   BIRTHDAY
To our wonderful Assistant Director!

*MWA* *MWA*
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%% APPY B RT DA ?  What the hell does that mean?? %%

** Thanks Boss! **  :)


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**It's Australian for Beer**
Why do we consume what we consume?
Why do we believe what we believe?
Why do we accept what we accept?
You have a body, a mind, and a soul.... You have a responsibility.