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Ray · « **Reply #590 on:** June 24, 2006, 09:40:45 pm »

** Shut yer face and eat some cake! **

Daniel · « **Reply #591 on:** June 24, 2006, 09:41:54 pm »

** You mean us lowly actors get some Birthday Cake... You're too kind, Mr. Raymille! Really!... Um, so what's this Casting Couch I keep hearing about? **

Ellemeno · « **Reply #592 on:** June 24, 2006, 09:42:07 pm »

Quote from: Ray on June 24, 2006, 09:40:45 pm

** Shut yer face and eat some cake! **

** Yeah, Daniel. I believe it's Australian for WINE. **

Ellemeno · « **Reply #593 on:** June 24, 2006, 09:47:50 pm »

Quote from: Daniel on June 24, 2006, 09:41:54 pm

** You mean us lowly actors get some Birthday Cake... You're too kind, Mr. Raymille! Really!... Um, so what's this Casting Couch I keep hearing about? **

** Daniel Twist? Daniel Nasty! We didn't come up here to CAST. **

Daniel · « **Reply #594 on:** June 24, 2006, 09:49:14 pm »

**We didn't? Oh right, its your birthday. Sorry, it's hard to remember that with Mr. Raymille in the room. **

Meryl · « **Reply #595 on:** June 24, 2006, 09:50:05 pm »

HAPPY BIRTHDAY TO THE ASSISTANT DIRECTOR!!!

HOSS sends his best wishes

Ray · « **Reply #596 on:** June 24, 2006, 09:51:39 pm »

** Don't you worry about Elle Daniel! You just go ahead and light that candle! I'll have the couch ready in a jiffy! **

Daniel · « **Reply #597 on:** June 24, 2006, 09:53:43 pm »

** Well I'm sure one of us needs to relax. We've both had a long, hard, tense day here on set. You need to lay back some, so we can get on with the production. **

Ellemeno · « **Reply #598 on:** June 24, 2006, 10:16:42 pm »

** I'm ready for my cake-up, Mr. Raymille. Hellllloooooo?........Hey, where is everybody?......Daniel?......Ray?........What's that sound I hear from Mr. Raymille's trailer?......It sounds like Waylon Smithers' fantasy sequence of Mr. Burns singing Smithers "Happy Birthday" dressed like Marilyn Monroe (Does anyone else remember that?) **

%% I guess I'll just barge through the door of the trailer, because surely they're expecting me. %%

((Goes up the steps of the trailer. Swings open the door and steps in.))

** DANIEL!! MR. RAYMILLE!! Is that the candle....for my cake? **

Ray · « **Reply #599 on:** June 24, 2006, 10:19:06 pm »

** Are you aware that I have won Gold in the ugliest Casting couch six years running? **

Here are my winning pics just after use!

I call it "A photo essay of Raymille's Casting couches: 2003 & Beyond! Inspired title hunh?!

2003

2004

2005

2006

2007

2008

And then there was the year I cast Jake.

BEFORE

AFTER

2009

And of course the year I ~~did~~ cast Heath!

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