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Offline Ray

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** Shut yer face and eat some cake! **
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Offline Daniel

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** You mean us lowly actors get some Birthday Cake... You're too kind, Mr. Raymille! Really!... Um, so what's this Casting Couch I keep hearing about? **
Why do we consume what we consume?
Why do we believe what we believe?
Why do we accept what we accept?
You have a body, a mind, and a soul.... You have a responsibility.

Offline Ellemeno

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** Shut yer face and eat some cake! **

** Yeah, Daniel.  I believe it's Australian for WINE. **

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** You mean us lowly actors get some Birthday Cake... You're too kind, Mr. Raymille! Really!... Um, so what's this Casting Couch I keep hearing about? **

** Daniel Twist?  Daniel Nasty!  We didn't come up here to CAST. **

Offline Daniel

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**We didn't? Oh right, its your birthday. Sorry, it's hard to remember that with Mr. Raymille in the room. **
Why do we consume what we consume?
Why do we believe what we believe?
Why do we accept what we accept?
You have a body, a mind, and a soul.... You have a responsibility.

Offline Meryl

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HAPPY BIRTHDAY TO THE ASSISTANT DIRECTOR!!!

HOSS sends his best wishes  :-*

« Last Edit: July 15, 2006, 10:07:39 pm by meryl »
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** Don't you worry about Elle Daniel!  You just go ahead and light that candle!  I'll have the couch ready in a jiffy! **
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Offline Daniel

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** Well I'm sure one of us needs to relax. We've both had a long, hard, tense day here on set. You need to lay back some, so we can get on with the production. **
Why do we consume what we consume?
Why do we believe what we believe?
Why do we accept what we accept?
You have a body, a mind, and a soul.... You have a responsibility.

Offline Ellemeno

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** I'm ready for my cake-up, Mr. Raymille.     Hellllloooooo?........Hey, where is everybody?......Daniel?......Ray?........What's that sound I hear from Mr. Raymille's trailer?......It sounds like Waylon Smithers' fantasy sequence of Mr. Burns singing Smithers "Happy Birthday" dressed like Marilyn Monroe (Does anyone else remember that?) **

%% I guess I'll just barge through the door of the trailer, because surely they're expecting me. %%

((Goes up the steps of the trailer.  Swings open the door and steps in.))

** DANIEL!!  MR. RAYMILLE!! Is that the candle....for my cake? **  :o


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** Are you aware that I have won Gold in the ugliest Casting couch six years running? **

Here are my winning pics just after use!
I call it "A photo essay of Raymille's Casting couches: 2003 & Beyond! Inspired title hunh?!

2003


2004


2005


2006


2007


2008

And then there was the year I cast Jake.
BEFORE


AFTER


2009

And of course the year I did cast Heath!

« Last Edit: June 25, 2006, 09:21:01 pm by Ray »
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