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((blue heeler appears, having left the sheep because bananas are way more interesting))

WOOF! ARRF!
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YOUNG JACK:

((leans down and ruffles the Blue Heeler's head.))

Good dog!
Why do we consume what we consume?
Why do we believe what we believe?
Why do we accept what we accept?
You have a body, a mind, and a soul.... You have a responsibility.

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((blue heeler gives Jack an adoring doggie smile and slobbers all over his hand))
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YOUNG JACK:

((Smiles back at the dog and wipes his hand on the back of his jeans.))

** Ooh sorry, Pants, forgot you were conscious. **
Why do we consume what we consume?
Why do we believe what we believe?
Why do we accept what we accept?
You have a body, a mind, and a soul.... You have a responsibility.

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((blue heeler gives Jack, and now Ennis, another adoring glance, trying to have a spiritual dog-human mind meld so they will get the bright idea to give me a name!))

WOOF! ARRF!
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((with yet another human-dog spiritual mind meld, the blue heeler tries to convey the name Lucy....Lucy....is that my name?))

WOOF WOOF WOOF


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YOUNG JACK:

((Watches in amazement as the blue heeler does three back flips in a row then scratches a name in the dirt.))

L - U - C - Y... Yeah thats a good show. I didn' know dogs watched it though.
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Why do we accept what we accept?
You have a body, a mind, and a soul.... You have a responsibility.

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((more slobbering, more happiness and trying to convey to Jack and Ennis that Lucy would really like to eat a banana!!))

woofwoofwoofwoofwoofwoofwoofwoofwoofwoofwoofwoofwoofwoofwoof!!!
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YOUNG JACK:

((tries to keep the dog under control))

Well hold on there Lucy. You want a banana? We gotta wait til Ennis cooks em. I mean, who knows how we'll get sick if we eat raw banana. They're just gonna sit over there by the fire and toast for a little.
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** You may be aware that Mr. Raymille has been pouring his heart and soul into this production.  It has been to some degree at the expense of his health and well-being.  A shocking photo of him today reveals the extent to which he is suffering nervous exhaustion.  Firstly, the suit, while red, is poorly tailored and a bit rumpled.  Secondly, it's paired badly with a black tie.  It's evident from this picture the toll that the non-stop work has taken on Mr. Raymille, given that he's otherwise never seen looking so schlumpy.  Looks like he's [GASP] on his way to prom!  **


** Mr. Raymille's fawning Assistant has been called to rally the resources to restore Mr. Raymille to his former greatness, and not a moment too soon.  He needs champagne, caviar, a mani/pedi duo, and his favorite red slippers.... **


"Elle........get in here.  Quick!"
« Last Edit: June 26, 2006, 04:56:30 pm by YaadPyar »
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