Author Topic: ~~THE PERFORMANCE THREAD~~ **aside** ((action)) %%thought%%  (Read 956459 times)

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** You may be aware that Mr. Raymille has been pouring his heart and soul into this production.  It has been to some degree at the expense of his health and well-being.  A shocking photo of him today reveals the extent to which he is suffering nervous exhaustion.  Firstly, the suit, while red, is poorly tailored and a bit rumpled.  Secondly, it's paired badly with a black tie.  It's evident from this picture the toll that the non-stop work has taken on Mr. Raymille, given that he's otherwise never seen looking so schlumpy.  **

** That's shocking news! Do you think an ugly new casting couch would make him happy?
Anyways, I've placed one near his tent! **
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**Ladies, gentlemen, and old poofs, may I please have your attention. It was at the request of Mr. Raymille that all elk and young British girls will remain unharmed in this production. Thank you for your cooperation.**

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**Ladies, gentlemen, and old poofs, may I please have your attention. It was at the request of Mr. Raymille that all elk and young British girls will remain unharmed in this production. Thank you for your cooperation.**


** So he didn't mention owls, hunh?? **   >:(


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** That's shocking news! Do you think an ugly new casting couch would make him happy?
Anyways, I've placed one near his tent! **
   ;D


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Yet another couch that will end up abandoned in the bushes somewhere up on Broken Arsed ...
Ya, the Director does look a lil shabby there ...

I wonder if these Gorgeous German Gals can cheer him up ...



Or..maybe he needs someone more masculine to ... errrr.... straighten him out ...



hmmmmm.....what can we do?

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YOUNG ENNIS:

Recipes? Uh, I thought we could just fry em'. Sound good?



**Photo courtesy of Mr. Raymille himself.**

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YOUNG JACK:

Well if ya think that'll work. Like I said before, don't know much 'bout cookin.

**Ms. Sun and Moon, I think we'll be advancing on to the scene later that night... Eatin bananas.**

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Why do we accept what we accept?
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YOUNG ENNIS:

%% Hope he don't notice I got no idea what I'm doin'. %%

((After frying bananas, gives some to Jack to try.))

How's that?

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YOUNG ENNIS:

((After frying bananas, gives some to Jack to try.))

How's that?



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YOUNG JACK:

((Slips the crunchy, charred banana into his mouth.... tries to keep from spitting it out again.))

((munches it and swallows with difficulty))

That's.... not too good.... Maybe we don't have to cook 'em that long. Just get it nice and soft...

((smiles suddenly and gets up to grab a raw one from the rack))

** Kids, don't ever eat raw fruit without your parents permission. **

((sits back down next to Ennis and looks him in the eye before concentrating fully on the banana... He peels it veeerrry slowly, letting the banana peel down loosely as he reveals the white fruit beneath. He lifts it up to his lips and gently coaxes it into his mouth with his tongue...))



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« Last Edit: June 26, 2006, 05:24:00 pm by Daniel »
Why do we consume what we consume?
Why do we believe what we believe?
Why do we accept what we accept?
You have a body, a mind, and a soul.... You have a responsibility.

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**Unbeknowingst to Jack and Ennis, the banana trees were planted by CHILEAN SHEEPHERDER #1 and CHILEAN SHEEPHERDER #2 to help them recreate their native habitat and cuisine on Brokeback Mountain!**

((SHEEPHERDERS #1 and #2 arrive at the site of the banana trees on their burros and see that their precious bananas are gone!!))


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