Author Topic: ~~THE PERFORMANCE THREAD~~ **aside** ((action)) %%thought%%  (Read 1232143 times)

Offline Ray

  • BetterMost Supporter!
  • BetterMost 1000+ Posts Club
  • *****
  • Posts: 1,040
  • Ray Nasty!
**UMMMMM.....Excuse me!  Is this movie about.....gay cowboys?

Where the F :o CK is Ray?**
** I'm here momentarilly Mr Producer Sir!  I am attending some medical concerns at the moment.  And the film is NOT about gay cowboys!  It's about two cowboys who simply get up each other.  Did I leave that bit out in my initial presentation to you?  I would never have done that willingly as I have so much respect and admiration for you. I assure you that I have you in mind with every decision I make! **

%%
%%%%
« Last Edit: August 15, 2006, 12:56:00 am by Ellemeno »
~A good general knows when to retreat~

Offline welliwont

  • BetterMost Supporter!
  • Brokeback Got Me Good
  • *****
  • Posts: 805
admiration for you. I assure you that I have you in mind with every decision I make! [/b][/center]

%%
%%%%


Ray, Ray Ray,

Why are you posting your resume picture here?   ???



« Last Edit: August 15, 2006, 12:53:22 am by Ellemeno »
Then the clouds opened up and God said, "I hate you, Alfafa."

slayers_creek_oth

  • Guest
** And the film is NOT about gay cowboys!  It's about two cowboys who simply get up each other.**

Oh ok....well in that case...

Offline Ray

  • BetterMost Supporter!
  • BetterMost 1000+ Posts Club
  • *****
  • Posts: 1,040
  • Ray Nasty!
** Did I think that out loud??? **
~A good general knows when to retreat~

Offline Lynne

  • BetterMost Supporter
  • BetterMost Moderator
  • BetterMost 5000+ Posts Club
  • *****
  • Posts: 9,291
  • "The world's always ending." --Ianto Jones
    • Elizabeth Warren for Massachusetts
YOUNG JACK:
...
((looks at the bananas Ennis's fried this morning.)) Hey that's pretty good, right there. I mean, they don't look too crunchy. I wouldn't mind having one of those bananas while they're just startin' to get hard, but'll still melt in your mouth.

JACK'S LOWER LIP:
%%A small droplet of saliva slips into my corner...these lucky bananas are not the only things melting here.%%
"Laß sein. Laß sein."

Offline DeeDee

  • BetterMost 1000+ Posts Club
  • ******
  • Posts: 1,155
Young Ennis:


(( Ennis, hearing Jack, drops the coffee pot, feeling the blood rush to his....well, head))


I, I don' know 'bout that...uh what if Aguirre finds out we're both in this camp, huh?  Don' think he'll take too kindly to that.


%%What do I say?  I don' know about sharin' no tent..don' know if I can be too close like that.  Can't stop the critters goin' on in ma belly.  What if the feelin' gets stronger?
What if I'm jus' thinkin' crazy, cause I could be wrong about this boy, maybe.%%


I'm not too keen on this idea, Jack, but maybe I can try goin' up for a while, you know, jus' for the time bein'.  I mean, I ain't no better cook than you, but don' take much learnin to fry a banana or two.


%% Jes can't do this now.. need to think.  Need to eat some more a them bananas, maybe like the way he been eating them, jes' to test him%%


((Ennis slowly puts the banana in his mouth and start to very seductively chew on it, when he realizes))

%%Damnit, I need to peel it first%%
In America sex is an obsession.  In other parts of the world it is a fact.

Marlene Dietrich

Offline Daniel

  • Counsellor
  • BetterMost 1000+ Posts Club
  • ******
  • Posts: 2,139
  • I lost myself to him.
YOUNG JACK:

%% What the hell is he doing eating the banana without peeling it. %%

((Walks over to Ennis, reaches up and gently takes the whole banana out of Ennis's mouth.))

You need to peel it first, like this. ((verrry slowly peels banana and then puts it back into Ennis's mouth))

((looks at Ennis with a serious expression))

Well I reckon you're welcome to go up there and watch the sheep, the dogs'll warn you of danger. And you're right, you're still a better shot with that rifle than me. Just don't go shootin' off your gun in the middle of the night. It'll scare the tarnation out of the wildlife. Unless you need to, that is.

And if you do need to, just holler for me, and I'll come help.
« Last Edit: June 27, 2006, 12:29:41 am by Daniel »
Why do we consume what we consume?
Why do we believe what we believe?
Why do we accept what we accept?
You have a body, a mind, and a soul.... You have a responsibility.

Offline Lynne

  • BetterMost Supporter
  • BetterMost Moderator
  • BetterMost 5000+ Posts Club
  • *****
  • Posts: 9,291
  • "The world's always ending." --Ianto Jones
    • Elizabeth Warren for Massachusetts
((BAM Catering (aka Vic, Dee, & Lynne) swings by the set with refreshment for these hard-working actors & crew))
"Laß sein. Laß sein."

Offline Daniel

  • Counsellor
  • BetterMost 1000+ Posts Club
  • ******
  • Posts: 2,139
  • I lost myself to him.
** Please tell me it ain't banana flavored. **
Why do we consume what we consume?
Why do we believe what we believe?
Why do we accept what we accept?
You have a body, a mind, and a soul.... You have a responsibility.

Offline Lynne

  • BetterMost Supporter
  • BetterMost Moderator
  • BetterMost 5000+ Posts Club
  • *****
  • Posts: 9,291
  • "The world's always ending." --Ianto Jones
    • Elizabeth Warren for Massachusetts
** Nope, but if bananas are on BAM, then so are pistachios! **
"Laß sein. Laß sein."