MONROE and ALMA's turkey:
** Well, I sure think I'm setting some kind of unbreakable record here..... I've been in the stove so long, my last drop of moisture is gone for good. I'll be the driest Thanksgivin' turkey since the dawn of time! I mean, since Cpt. Smith and Pocahontas pulled that first wishbone of my poor unfortunate predecessor (may he rest in peace) **