A little Oscars post-mortem. Warning! Bitchy comments ahead.
Hugh: Nice job overall. However, when Baba Wawa asked you to choose from a list of three occupations, you chose "actor" over "singer" and "dancer". Nuff said.
I can really do without the musical numbers. While having Anne H. joing him as Nixon was cute, the best picture medley was pretty corny IMO.
And the other splashy number where they sang half a bar from every film song ever made was pointless.
(Note to Hugh: the lap dance was sexy, but very embarrassing.
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Music: I can understand why Peter Gabriel refused to participate: the best song nominees were strung together in a 60-second-per-song medley which made no sense. If there were no splashy silly numbers, then there'd be time to hear the whole songs, plus some decent excerpts from the nominated scores.
Format: While I understand the desire to mix it up, the 5-on-5 actor presentations seemed too "group-therapy-ish"; even a little condescending. As Laura mentioned, where were the actuall clips of the actual performances that were nominated? Isn't part of the evening designed to get you to go see some of these films?
(Side note: Sophia Loren looks fabulous.)
Winners: Of course, Heath's family were very dignified. Major congrats to Sean Penn and his speech! Was this the only surprise of the evening? (Sorry Barb, can't stand Mickey Rourke.)
Kate Winslet just has to gush, doesn't she! Penelope Cruz made me want to go see VCB now.
Losers: Brad and Angelina looked very regal and were good losers. Philip Seymour Hoffman (Alan Arkin actually called him "Seymour Philip") looked bizarre in that skullcap. Anne was radiant.
Random thoughts: The "In Memoriam" sequence was very hard to follow, but I loved Queen Latifa's rendering of "I'll Be Seeing You".
Loved the crystal curtain, but hated the "giraffe" motif on everything else.
Too many GD commercials!