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Re: Photo Captions - Irreverent! Beware
« Reply #1080 on: November 16, 2006, 03:26:24 am »
Mark--I think that's the very first time anyone ever took my advice on a spelling question...I almost fainted.

While I'm here, and not in Atlanta in 1949, I guess i should say that I see Jack as being after Ennis sexually and emotionally from the very beginning of the film (as you probably all know by now). I know everyone doesn't feel this way.  Well, they're my picture caps, and I'll do what I want with 'em...so there.
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Re: Photo Captions - Irreverent! Beware
« Reply #1081 on: November 17, 2006, 06:58:50 am »
Audience (anticipatorily): Aaaah: rock strata!
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Re: Photo Captions - Irreverent! Beware
« Reply #1082 on: November 17, 2006, 03:27:55 pm »
HEATH: 
Hey Jake. No one's looking, how about a kiss, you know just like we did it...come on mate.....
« Last Edit: November 17, 2006, 10:00:26 pm by jpwagoneer1964 »
Thank you Heath and Jake for showing us Ennis and Jack,  teaching us how much they loved one another.

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Re: Photo Captions - Irreverent! Beware
« Reply #1083 on: November 17, 2006, 03:50:52 pm »
Mark: Just one look at "Conjugating Jake"? No? O.K, No...

Mickey: hey, Paul Dukas ain't got nothin' on Gustavo Santaolalla
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Re: Photo Captions - Irreverent! Beware
« Reply #1084 on: November 17, 2006, 03:55:18 pm »
                          

Our two souls therefore, which are one, 
    Though I must go, endure not yet 
    A breach, but an expansion, 
    Like gold to aery thinness beat. 

    If they be two, they are two so                                         
    As stiff twin compasses are two ; 
    Thy soul, the fix'd foot, makes no show 
    To move, but doth, if th' other do. 

    And though it in the centre sit, 
    Yet, when the other far doth roam,                               
    It leans, and hearkens after it, 
    And grows erect, as that comes home. 

    Such wilt thou be to me, who must,
    Like th' other foot, obliquely run ;
    Thy firmness makes my circle just,                                     
    And makes me end where I begun




Aw, c'mon Ennis..it's only 400 years old...guy just doesn't have any appreciation for poetry...
« Last Edit: November 17, 2006, 04:08:22 pm by twistedude »
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Re: Photo Captions - Irreverent! Beware
« Reply #1085 on: November 18, 2006, 08:27:30 pm »
2006: "The Queen"

Ennis: What'd we see that movie for anyway?
Jack: I dunno---the old lady was really good.
Ennis: The old old lady, or the old lady?
Jack: The old lady.
Ennis: Well--I'll tell you one thing--that buck she sees? While she's waitin' in the stream by her Jeep for someone to come 'n rescuse her? It only had TEN points---I counted them!
Jack: That's bullshit, Ennis. It had 14--just like it says in the movie.
Ennis: No way. 10. And--after it's got its head cut off? It's still
only got 10!
Jack: Shoulda worn your readin' glasses...
Ennis: Sure Jack, everyone wears readin' glasses to the movies, everyone. It's the latest thing---asshole.

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Re: Photo Captions - Irreverent! Beware
« Reply #1086 on: November 18, 2006, 08:42:38 pm »
Jack: What're you doing with that?
Ennis: I'm gonna get it framed, real pretty.
Jack: What's the occasion?
Ennis: Weddin' present.
Jack: You mean, weddin'--like in man-woman, or like us?
Ennis: Like us.
Jack: What kind of weddin'?
Ennis: Don't know.
Jack: When?
Ennis: Don't know.
Jack: Is this guy in love with someone?
Ennis: Don't know.
Jack: So why're you gettin' it framed NOW?
Ennis: Can't help it; I'm a Jewish mother.
« Last Edit: November 18, 2006, 08:44:20 pm by twistedude »
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Re: Photo Captions - Irreverent! Beware
« Reply #1087 on: November 18, 2006, 10:05:16 pm »
Jack: T'tell the truth, I did make that lightnin' storm. Did a little dance. I'm part Indian, y'know.
Ennis: Y'don't look Indian..ya not gonna do any more of those, are ya?
Jack: No...not that kind, anyhow..
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Re: Photo Captions - Irreverent! Beware
« Reply #1088 on: November 18, 2006, 10:10:01 pm »
Jack, thinking: I felt sorry for myself because I had no shoes, till I met a man who had no feet....
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Re: Photo Captions - Irreverent! Beware
« Reply #1089 on: November 20, 2006, 03:04:53 pm »
Explanation of the "Jewish mother"--of which I am one. The ordinary Jewish mother is the kind of person who, with three unmarried, unattached  children (or the unmarried, unattached  children of a friend), has already chosen 2 names for her grandchildren, or her friend's grandchildren, who don't exist, even in the planning stage. She wants everyone younger than she is to fall in love, get married, and have children.

In this particular case, I translated her into gay terms. But I believe any Jewish mother would understand. It's not necessary to be Jewish to be a Jewish mother, of course.

...And I have found a really nice frame...
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"We're each of us alone, to be sure. What can you do but hold your hand out in the dark?" --"Nine Lives," by Ursula K. Le Guin, from The Wind's Twelve Quarters