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Re: Photo Captions - Irreverent! Beware
« Reply #1110 on: December 01, 2006, 03:02:55 am »
October 16? Did you think Mark wrote them all or did you only like his?

I give up...I REALLY GIVE UP!!!
You'rte all out to get me, aren' ya?
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Re: Photo Captions - Irreverent! Beware
« Reply #1111 on: December 01, 2006, 04:29:50 pm »
Jack: It's a yin-yang symbol--in Asia, it stands for male--female--and eveything in the UNIVERSE is some part of one orthe other.
Ennis: for instance?
Jack: well, water is female--yin; and fire is yang--male. Um. Male is agressive, strong, bright, life-seeking, and female is soft, yielding--and--yin gets the worst--finally, death.
Ennis: what's the little dab of the other color in the big--comma thing?
Jack: that's because NOTHING is all male or all female--there's always a little dab of one in the other.
Ennis:  That's kinda neat. So when I feel like I'm acting like a dumb girl, it's natural.
Jack: Yup. Also, when you're acing like a dumb man. hey, ouch! leggo of me, ya dumb ox....

« Last Edit: December 01, 2006, 04:51:17 pm by twistedude »
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Re: Photo Captions - Irreverent! Beware
« Reply #1112 on: December 02, 2006, 03:21:48 am »
Maybe not Jack, but Jake, can sing.

Jake: Did you ever hear a song called "The House I live In?"
Heath: Sure--before either of us were born, I heard it.
Jake: Here's the beginning and the end:

What is America to me?
A name, a map, a flag I see,
A certain word: democracy--
What is America to me?

Heath: I think I'll stick with "Waltzing Matilda..."
Jake: shut up and listen to this:

The house I live in,
my neighbors, white and black,
the people who just came here, or from generations back,
the townhall and the soapbox
an air of feeling free:
a home for all God's children,
that's America to me.

Heath: I know: it's in a futuristic novel by a scifi writer.
Jake: No shit. It was writen during WW2...
Heath: I guess that excuses the patriotism...and optimism.
« Last Edit: December 02, 2006, 03:29:21 am by twistedude »
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Re: Photo Captions - Irreverent! Beware
« Reply #1113 on: December 02, 2006, 11:42:08 pm »
Ennis, thinking: Sometimes takin' care of 'em is almost as hard as makin' 'em.
"We're each of us alone, to be sure. What can you do but hold your hand out in the dark?" --"Nine Lives," by Ursula K. Le Guin, from The Wind's Twelve Quarters

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Re: Photo Captions - Irreverent! Beware
« Reply #1114 on: December 03, 2006, 12:09:45 am »
Ennis, thinking: Sometimes takin' care of 'em is almost as hard as makin' 'em.
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Re: Photo Captions - Irreverent! Beware
« Reply #1115 on: December 03, 2006, 05:42:37 am »
 :laugh:

Well twistedude, off course I pay atention to who makes what!!

i 'm sorry for indulging ma self, for adoring Mark's and yours, and for not expressing the last one properly...

I think Mark can get into the 2 romeo's heads really deep and close. i am a fan of fantasy scene. always needs some tissues though when viewing it, cause sometimes that dude makes some heart-wrenching captions... :(

But you, my friend, are really FUNNY!! we, the sentimentalists,need you like morphin to get the pain off.

Terima kasih banyak untuk tread ini.
Thank You so much for this tread.
"Sometimes I miss you so much I can hardly stand it..."

I finally found an Indonesian-translated version of BBM short story!!!!!
Ye-haww!!

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Re: Photo Captions - Irreverent! Beware
« Reply #1116 on: December 03, 2006, 05:54:26 am »

is this after Ennis fell from the horse after the bear encounter?

I don't recall them laughing. a production shoot?

"Sometimes I miss you so much I can hardly stand it..."

I finally found an Indonesian-translated version of BBM short story!!!!!
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Re: Photo Captions - Irreverent! Beware
« Reply #1117 on: December 03, 2006, 07:40:25 am »
Ennis, thinking: Sometimes takin' care of 'em is almost as hard as makin' 'em.

 :laugh: :laugh: :laugh: :laugh: Hehe. I guess this answers our discussion on another thread, whether Ennis likes doin it with women or not  ;)

Found this while cleaning house--makes me think of Ennis (why?)

I liked your comment on this one.

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Re: Photo Captions - Irreverent! Beware
« Reply #1118 on: December 03, 2006, 03:01:22 pm »
nOVIANI:

"I felt sorry for myself bercause I had no shoes, until I met a man who had no feet"...that's funny?

I never wrote or posted a picture cap about a "bear encounter," Dec. 2, or any other time.

"sTRANGE fRUIT" IS A FUNNY SONG?

"i wish the Jesus fuck i COULD JUST MAKE IT ALL GO AWAY"--That's funny? Oh well, maybe someday I will understand Jack and Ennis as well as Mark does...

"Maybe i don't want to quit you. Maybe I just wanna die."--Funny?

"To die will be an awfully big adventure"--"Peter and Wendy," J.M.  Barrie---funny?

We died in your hills, we died in your deserts
We died in your valleys and we died on your plains
We died 'neath your trees and we died in your bushes
Both sides of the river, we died just the same

Goodbye to my Juan, good-bye Rosalita
Adios mis amigos, Jesus y Maria
You won't have a name when you ride the big airplane
All they will call you will be deportee

...what the hell am I thinking about?--ANOTHER REALLY HILARIOUS ONE!

The above photo, of JAKE AND HEATH, is of JAKE AND HEATH, not Jack and Ennis. They are dressed to act, but are not acting. The photo appears NOWHERE IN BROKEBACK MOUNTAIN.....
« Last Edit: December 04, 2006, 02:32:06 pm by twistedude »
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Re: Photo Captions - Irreverent! Beware
« Reply #1119 on: December 03, 2006, 10:50:13 pm »
...and no, I DON'T think Ennis likes to have sex with women. But that doesn't make me right, of course.
"We're each of us alone, to be sure. What can you do but hold your hand out in the dark?" --"Nine Lives," by Ursula K. Le Guin, from The Wind's Twelve Quarters