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Re: Photo Captions - Irreverent! Beware
« Reply #1150 on: December 18, 2006, 06:36:48 pm »



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Re: Photo Captions - Irreverent! Beware
« Reply #1151 on: December 18, 2006, 07:32:20 pm »



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“Yep, see I need these bits 'a branch here because I carve little toys while you’re up there watchin’ them sheep.  It’s a hobby 'a mine.”

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Re: Photo Captions - Irreverent! Beware
« Reply #1152 on: December 18, 2006, 07:43:41 pm »

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“I heard if you make a icepack it’s good for inflammation.  I need me a big 'un.”




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Re: Photo Captions - Irreverent! Beware
« Reply #1153 on: December 18, 2006, 07:47:06 pm »

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“Gimme that shirt, Ennis! I need it for a Ebay auction.”


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Re: Photo Captions - Irreverent! Beware
« Reply #1154 on: December 18, 2006, 07:51:12 pm »



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“Keep laughin’ it up Jolly Rancher...    I didn’t tell you that when the full moon is on I turn into a Beast.”


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Re: Photo Captions - Irreverent! Beware
« Reply #1155 on: December 18, 2006, 08:38:46 pm »
Damn bear! Wasted all the food, nothin' ta cook fer Jack but beans...What an Ah gonna do now!

Gotta remember ta act all tough when Ah get back ta camp..like Ah wasn't scart er nothin
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Thank you Heath and Jake for showing us Ennis and Jack,  teaching us how much they loved one another.

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Re: Photo Captions - Irreverent! Beware
« Reply #1156 on: December 18, 2006, 08:57:12 pm »
Jack was always warshin' our clothes nekkid. Wouldn't mind so much but he did it when I wuz up with the sheep. Finally got 'm ta do the warshin' when  Ah wuz at camp. Made him warsh all the clothes at the same time. That ways Ah'd be nekkid too and he wouldn't have to be embarrased. Pretty smart o' me huh?
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Re: Photo Captions - Irreverent! Beware
« Reply #1157 on: December 18, 2006, 09:06:16 pm »
Jack:  If ya take at a loan fer 4% interest, run 200 head of cattle, count depreciation in the equipment, sell futures, amortize expenses fer two years....

Ennis: Whut?
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Re: Photo Captions - Irreverent! Beware
« Reply #1158 on: December 18, 2006, 09:15:15 pm »
Jack knowed that if he ever called me 'honey, sweety er babe' he'd find himself knocked out on the ground, wudda decked him.

Course he would be much use ta me then but Ah still wudda.
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Re: Photo Captions - Irreverent! Beware
« Reply #1159 on: December 18, 2006, 09:20:28 pm »
Jake: All right, Ledger, you may be a better actor than I am, but I'm cuter.
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