Photo Captions - Irreverent! Beware

[sagebrush]

(photo courtesy of Roniabirk@StripedWall)


"mmmm.....  see, I TOLD you Herbal Essence smells sexier 'n Pert..."

[sagebrush]

(photo courtesy of Roniabirk@StripedWall)


“Yep, see I need these bits 'a branch here because I carve little toys while you’re up there watchin’ them sheep.  It’s a hobby 'a mine.”

[sagebrush]

(photo courtesy of Roniabirk@StripedWall)

“I heard if you make a icepack it’s good for inflammation.  I need me a big 'un.”

[sagebrush]

(photo courtesy of Roniabirk@StripedWall)

“Gimme that shirt, Ennis! I need it for a Ebay auction.”

[sagebrush]

(photo courtesy of Roniabirk@StripedWall)

“Keep laughin’ it up Jolly Rancher...    I didn’t tell you that when the full moon is on I turn into a Beast.”

[jpwagoneer1964]

Damn bear! Wasted all the food, nothin' ta cook fer Jack but beans...What an Ah gonna do now!

Gotta remember ta act all tough when Ah get back ta camp..like Ah wasn't scart er nothin

[jpwagoneer1964]

Jack was always warshin' our clothes nekkid. Wouldn't mind so much but he did it when I wuz up with the sheep. Finally got 'm ta do the warshin' when  Ah wuz at camp. Made him warsh all the clothes at the same time. That ways Ah'd be nekkid too and he wouldn't have to be embarrased. Pretty smart o' me huh?

[jpwagoneer1964]

Jack:  If ya take at a loan fer 4% interest, run 200 head of cattle, count depreciation in the equipment, sell futures, amortize expenses fer two years....

Ennis: Whut?

[jpwagoneer1964]

Jack knowed that if he ever called me 'honey, sweety er babe' he'd find himself knocked out on the ground, wudda decked him.

Course he would be much use ta me then but Ah still wudda.

[twistedude]

Jake: All right, Ledger, you may be a better actor than I am, but I'm cuter.