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Re: Photo Captions - Irreverent! Beware
« Reply #1160 on: December 18, 2006, 09:25:52 pm »
Jack, thinking: How come it hurts worse on the inside than the outside?
"We're each of us alone, to be sure. What can you do but hold your hand out in the dark?" --"Nine Lives," by Ursula K. Le Guin, from The Wind's Twelve Quarters

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Re: Photo Captions - Irreverent! Beware
« Reply #1161 on: December 18, 2006, 11:34:39 pm »
sagebrush--love your new stuff! AAAHHH>>>>fresh bloood!
"We're each of us alone, to be sure. What can you do but hold your hand out in the dark?" --"Nine Lives," by Ursula K. Le Guin, from The Wind's Twelve Quarters

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Re: Photo Captions - Irreverent! Beware
« Reply #1162 on: December 19, 2006, 12:16:23 am »

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“Yep, see I need these bits 'a branch here because I carve little toys while you’re up there watchin’ them sheep.  It’s a hobby 'a mine.”


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Re: Photo Captions - Irreverent! Beware
« Reply #1163 on: December 19, 2006, 12:33:20 am »
Me 'n Jack...we hardly never said no words at all 'bout what went on between us. When we wuz workin' together, just friendly talk is all. If someone wuz ta hear us talk they wouldn't think anything at tall.Then when we' could we'd just...get on with things. Sure glad of that.
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Re: Photo Captions - Irreverent! Beware
« Reply #1164 on: December 20, 2006, 04:57:55 am »
Jack, thinking: leaves this morning without a word...gets me to say with a straight face that I ain't queer, just to make him happy--and I haven't even blown up yet. Jeez...I must be in love with the creep.
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Re: Photo Captions - Irreverent! Beware
« Reply #1165 on: December 20, 2006, 05:08:45 am »
Jack: hey, we ought to do this more often...
Ennis: C'n say THAT again...what?
Jack: Have sex in a bed. It's soo comfortable.
Ennis: Na...too much like..bein' married or something.
Jack: Well, we certainly can't have that, can we?
Ennis: No.
Jack, thinking: Hey, Ennis..I do.
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Re: Photo Captions - Irreverent! Beware
« Reply #1166 on: December 20, 2006, 05:12:20 am »
Jake, thinking: sometimes having a fair knowledge of the English language and how to use it and what to express with it can make you feel pretty damned embarassed on a stage.
"We're each of us alone, to be sure. What can you do but hold your hand out in the dark?" --"Nine Lives," by Ursula K. Le Guin, from The Wind's Twelve Quarters

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Re: Photo Captions - Irreverent! Beware
« Reply #1167 on: December 20, 2006, 10:37:30 am »
There are great, I've read all 78 pages (yeah, that's how bored I was!).  I would do one myself but I can't think of any, thanks for a great laugh guys  ;D
I saw you were sick and tired of my wrong turns.
If you only knew the way I feel,
I'd really love to tell you,
But I could never seem to say
The things I needed to.
On a day like today
No other words would do.


Keane: On A Day Like Today

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Re: Photo Captions - Irreverent! Beware
« Reply #1168 on: December 20, 2006, 01:24:34 pm »
Damn! Mebe if I told him I was afraid of the dark I could get him ta stay here in camp.
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Re: Photo Captions - Irreverent! Beware
« Reply #1169 on: December 20, 2006, 01:45:28 pm »
Whut's tha matter with ya Jack?...you know Ah always win these staring contests.
Thank you Heath and Jake for showing us Ennis and Jack,  teaching us how much they loved one another.