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Re: Photo Captions - Irreverent! Beware
« Reply #1170 on: December 20, 2006, 02:45:12 pm »
Boy sure looks good on a horse.
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Thank you Heath and Jake for showing us Ennis and Jack,  teaching us how much they loved one another.

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Re: Photo Captions - Irreverent! Beware
« Reply #1171 on: December 21, 2006, 02:25:47 am »
You guys are too funny!  OK, here's one...


(photo courtesy of Roniabirk@StripedWall)

Ennis: “I decided to try a new recipe, we’re havin’ Tuna Wiggle fer supper.”
Jack: “Tuna Wiggle….  that taste anythin' like trouser trout?”




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Re: Photo Captions - Irreverent! Beware
« Reply #1172 on: December 22, 2006, 06:13:52 am »
Where do you come from?
Where do you go?
Come for to see my
Cotton-eye Joe.

Come for to tell you
Come for to sing
Come for to show you
My diamond ring.

If it hadn't been
for Cotton-eye Joe
I'd a been married
long time ago.
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Re: Photo Captions - Irreverent! Beware
« Reply #1173 on: December 23, 2006, 05:57:27 pm »
Yeah, and a Merry Christmas, too.
"We're each of us alone, to be sure. What can you do but hold your hand out in the dark?" --"Nine Lives," by Ursula K. Le Guin, from The Wind's Twelve Quarters

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« Reply #1174 on: December 23, 2006, 06:20:59 pm »
Ennis:  Dad--that's Earl. He's dead. He's..all tore up.  How come?
del Mar: Cause he needed killin'
Ennis: Why? Who done it? Gee, I bet Rich will be sad. They...always was together...almost like--they was married, except...
del Mar: except they was men, right?
Ennis: Yes, I mean..no, that wasn't what I was thinkin, exactly.
del Mar: what was you thinking, boy?
Ennis: They got along..better. Better than you 'n Mom, Dad. .
del Mar: Youi shut your foul mouth. boy!
Ennis is silent.
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« Reply #1175 on: December 23, 2006, 06:33:14 pm »
Jack, thinking: Hey, that's  GREAT way to start a relationship, Randall Malone...just made me get ashes all over my new pants.....
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« Reply #1176 on: December 23, 2006, 06:38:34 pm »
Randall, thinking: Hey--at least he noticed me.
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« Reply #1177 on: December 23, 2006, 06:43:55 pm »
jenny and Alma, Jr. thinking: maybe after we haven't heard you swearing at Mommy for a few minutes, we'll take you up on that push.
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« Reply #1178 on: December 23, 2006, 06:51:31 pm »
AH...THE WONDERS OF AIRBRUSHING!

if you don't know them, meet Brian (29) (to your left) and Justin (17) (to your right). Neither gentleman wore lipstick...especially not to bed (NOBODY wears lipstick to bed!), and Justin has short, dirty-blond hair.  Nor are Justin's shoulders encumbered by a (lavender--or any other color) sheet. Both guys are, at least to the trained eye, completely naked.

I foUnd this photo while looking in Google for "oral sex in art."  At first, I just knew they looked familiar; I didn't know who they were...

(If you care) I was looking for a painting to go with a composition i was writing called "Thirteen Ways of Looking at a Blackbird." (I always steal titles; other people's are so much better than mine)
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« Reply #1179 on: December 24, 2006, 01:06:13 am »
Since it's a quiet night, here's the painting I finally chose.
"We're each of us alone, to be sure. What can you do but hold your hand out in the dark?" --"Nine Lives," by Ursula K. Le Guin, from The Wind's Twelve Quarters