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Re: Photo Captions - Irreverent! Beware
« Reply #1180 on: December 25, 2006, 06:53:46 pm »


"S'alright, Ennis - ya don't got ta be Norelco smooth every damn time."
« Last Edit: December 25, 2006, 07:25:30 pm by louisev »
“Mr. Coyote always gets me good, boy,”  Ellery said, winking.  “Almost forgot what life was like before I got me my own personal coyote.”


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Re: Photo Captions - Irreverent! Beware
« Reply #1181 on: December 25, 2006, 06:57:19 pm »


"You ain't thinkin a growin one a them big bushy moustaches are ya?
Cause that'd really reduce my pleasure in a certain... area."
« Last Edit: December 25, 2006, 07:26:09 pm by louisev »
“Mr. Coyote always gets me good, boy,”  Ellery said, winking.  “Almost forgot what life was like before I got me my own personal coyote.”


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Re: Photo Captions - Irreverent! Beware
« Reply #1182 on: December 25, 2006, 06:57:54 pm »


"It's one thing you goin off with that Jack Twist an doin the nasty, but did ya have ta give em all the trout too?"
« Last Edit: December 25, 2006, 07:27:30 pm by louisev »
“Mr. Coyote always gets me good, boy,”  Ellery said, winking.  “Almost forgot what life was like before I got me my own personal coyote.”


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Re: Photo Captions - Irreverent! Beware
« Reply #1183 on: December 25, 2006, 06:58:32 pm »


Jack:  "I added a little somethin extra to the Crisco this mornin, ta give the spuds a little zip."
« Last Edit: December 25, 2006, 07:28:04 pm by louisev »
“Mr. Coyote always gets me good, boy,”  Ellery said, winking.  “Almost forgot what life was like before I got me my own personal coyote.”


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Re: Photo Captions - Irreverent! Beware
« Reply #1184 on: December 25, 2006, 06:59:09 pm »


Ennis, thinking:  "One thousan one, one thousan two, one thousan three ---"
« Last Edit: December 25, 2006, 07:28:35 pm by louisev »
“Mr. Coyote always gets me good, boy,”  Ellery said, winking.  “Almost forgot what life was like before I got me my own personal coyote.”


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Re: Photo Captions - Irreverent! Beware
« Reply #1185 on: December 25, 2006, 06:59:41 pm »


Jack:  "Ya notice that little swirl I did near the end there?  Ya like that?"
« Last Edit: December 25, 2006, 07:29:08 pm by louisev »
“Mr. Coyote always gets me good, boy,”  Ellery said, winking.  “Almost forgot what life was like before I got me my own personal coyote.”


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« Reply #1186 on: December 25, 2006, 07:00:11 pm »


Ennis, reading, thinking:  "How'm I supposed ta fit a pair a assless chaps an a lariat in my creel case?"
« Last Edit: December 25, 2006, 07:29:40 pm by louisev »
“Mr. Coyote always gets me good, boy,”  Ellery said, winking.  “Almost forgot what life was like before I got me my own personal coyote.”


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Re: Photo Captions - Irreverent! Beware
« Reply #1187 on: December 25, 2006, 07:00:43 pm »


"Tell you what, I was a real fine lookin stud in my day, Ennis Del Mar.  Turned a few heads in my time."
« Last Edit: December 25, 2006, 07:30:12 pm by louisev »
“Mr. Coyote always gets me good, boy,”  Ellery said, winking.  “Almost forgot what life was like before I got me my own personal coyote.”


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Re: Photo Captions - Irreverent! Beware
« Reply #1188 on: December 25, 2006, 07:01:17 pm »


Jack:  "Count the damn few times we forgot the lube in twenty years. You got no fuckin idea how bad it gets. I’m not you. I can’t take a couple a high-altitude dry-fucks once or twice a year. You’re too much for me, Ennis, you son of a whoreson bitch."
« Last Edit: December 25, 2006, 07:31:36 pm by louisev »
“Mr. Coyote always gets me good, boy,”  Ellery said, winking.  “Almost forgot what life was like before I got me my own personal coyote.”


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Re: Photo Captions - Irreverent! Beware
« Reply #1189 on: December 25, 2006, 07:02:22 pm »


Jack:  "So... that punch... was that like a love bite or somethin?"
« Last Edit: December 25, 2006, 07:33:01 pm by louisev »
“Mr. Coyote always gets me good, boy,”  Ellery said, winking.  “Almost forgot what life was like before I got me my own personal coyote.”