Photo Captions - Irreverent! Beware

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"S'alright, Ennis - ya don't got ta be Norelco smooth every damn time."

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"You ain't thinkin a growin one a them big bushy moustaches are ya?
Cause that'd really reduce my pleasure in a certain... area."

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"It's one thing you goin off with that Jack Twist an doin the nasty, but did ya have ta give em all the trout too?"

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Jack:  "I added a little somethin extra to the Crisco this mornin, ta give the spuds a little zip."

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Ennis, thinking:  "One thousan one, one thousan two, one thousan three ---"

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Jack:  "Ya notice that little swirl I did near the end there?  Ya like that?"

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Ennis, reading, thinking:  "How'm I supposed ta fit a pair a assless chaps an a lariat in my creel case?"

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"Tell you what, I was a real fine lookin stud in my day, Ennis Del Mar.  Turned a few heads in my time."

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Jack:  "Count the damn few times we forgot the lube in twenty years. You got no fuckin idea how bad it gets. I’m not you. I can’t take a couple a high-altitude dry-fucks once or twice a year. You’re too much for me, Ennis, you son of a whoreson bitch."

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Jack:  "So... that punch... was that like a love bite or somethin?"