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Re: Photo Captions - Irreverent! Beware
« Reply #1200 on: December 25, 2006, 10:28:08 pm »
Ennis: Suppose this stuff would be a good investment, if you had the dough?

Jack: hell, isn't $75 an ounce enough for something that just kills a little pain?  You won't catch me payin' any more than that for it.
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Re: Photo Captions - Irreverent! Beware
« Reply #1201 on: December 25, 2006, 10:31:15 pm »
Horse, thinking: Damned if they don't look like a couple of protozoa, conjugating.
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Re: Photo Captions - Irreverent! Beware
« Reply #1202 on: December 25, 2006, 10:34:40 pm »
Jack, thinking: Lord, for what we are about to receive...
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Re: Photo Captions - Irreverent! Beware
« Reply #1203 on: December 25, 2006, 10:38:39 pm »
O.K. You're not queer, and I'm not cute, either.
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Re: Photo Captions - Irreverent! Beware
« Reply #1204 on: December 25, 2006, 10:52:27 pm »
On a scale of six...he's about a 10...
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Re: Photo Captions - Irreverent! Beware
« Reply #1205 on: December 25, 2006, 10:57:28 pm »
Even on a good day (Christmas is a good day?) nobody can beat louisev's rough, ready, irreverant humor...jeez...she oughta be a...deputy sheriff, or something...
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Re: Photo Captions - Irreverent! Beware
« Reply #1206 on: December 25, 2006, 11:16:24 pm »
"watching him ride"...4/17ths of a good haiku.

watching him ride, she
felt, undeceived,  he would ride
 her with greater skill.

Not very good.
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Re: Photo Captions - Irreverent! Beware
« Reply #1207 on: December 25, 2006, 11:19:12 pm »
Alma, thinking: God! All you gotta do around here to get your head bit off at the neck is tell the truth.
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Re: Photo Captions - Irreverent! Beware
« Reply #1208 on: December 25, 2006, 11:25:13 pm »
Jack: What part of "more!" don't you understand?
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Re: Photo Captions - Irreverent! Beware
« Reply #1209 on: December 26, 2006, 07:31:19 am »
"Welcome back, welcome back..."

thank you!  It wasn't like I "quit" or anything... I just ran out of ideas.  When I get new ideas, I will sure post em.
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