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Re: Photo Captions - Irreverent! Beware
« Reply #1210 on: December 26, 2006, 07:09:29 pm »
yeah...sometimes I keep posting 'em, even though i haven't got any ideas. Eventually I notice, though.
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Re: Photo Captions - Irreverent! Beware
« Reply #1211 on: December 28, 2006, 07:13:05 pm »
T'be honest, I'm almost never cold...just felt tlike broadcasting that i was tonight, for some reason
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Re: Photo Captions - Irreverent! Beware
« Reply #1212 on: December 31, 2006, 04:29:27 am »
Jack: Did anyone ever call you....never mind.
Ennis: Call me what?
Jack: I'll ask you next week...a week from now.
Ennis (wondering if there are any nut houses within a hundred mile radius): Uh..sure Jack...O.K.
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Re: Photo Captions - Irreverent! Beware
« Reply #1213 on: December 31, 2006, 04:31:26 pm »
Jack: did you know that it doesn't matter what genes you have if they don't penetrate?
Ennis: that doesn't sound very comfortable.
« Last Edit: December 31, 2006, 09:29:41 pm by twistedude »
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Re: Photo Captions - Irreverent! Beware
« Reply #1214 on: December 31, 2006, 09:28:43 pm »
Ennis: You sure you feelin' O.K. Jack?
Jack: Never felt better.
"We're each of us alone, to be sure. What can you do but hold your hand out in the dark?" --"Nine Lives," by Ursula K. Le Guin, from The Wind's Twelve Quarters

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Re: Photo Captions - Irreverent! Beware
« Reply #1215 on: January 01, 2007, 01:03:36 pm »

Photo by Heath Ledger Central

Ennis: "It’s not safe to live together as cowboys, but maybe if me ‘n Jack take off 'n join the Ice Capades…"
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Re: Photo Captions - Irreverent! Beware
« Reply #1216 on: January 01, 2007, 03:04:04 pm »
Happy New Year, everybody!

(sent to me by libertyangel in the Saar)
« Last Edit: January 01, 2007, 03:09:23 pm by twistedude »
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Re: Photo Captions - Irreverent! Beware
« Reply #1217 on: January 03, 2007, 04:53:09 pm »
Jack: Except..my mouse was on the fritz.
Ennis: Yer what?
Jack: my pet mouse. He was off his feed.
Ennis: you bringin' him with ya?
Jack: well I can't just leave him in the truck to starve, can I?
Ennis: Uh...guess not.
Jack: Good.
Ennis: THAT MOUSE SLEEPS IN YOUR TENT
Course Ennis. Wouldn't have it any other way.
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Re: Photo Captions - Irreverent! Beware
« Reply #1218 on: January 03, 2007, 04:58:44 pm »
Jack: Except..my mouse was on the fritz.
Ennis: Yer what?
Jack: my pet mouse. He was off his feed.
Ennis: you bringin' him with ya?
Jack: well I can't just leave him in the truck to starve, can I?
Ennis: Uh...guess not.
Jack: Good.
Ennis: THAT MOUSE SLEEPS IN YOUR TENT
Course Ennis. Wouldn't have it any other way.


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Will you stop playing with that radio of yours, I'm trying to get to sleep!

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Re: Photo Captions - Irreverent! Beware
« Reply #1219 on: January 04, 2007, 01:24:46 am »


Suddenly noticing the symbology in the clouds, Jack and Ennis feel an
uneasy sense of foreboding.


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