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Re: Photo Captions - Irreverent! Beware
« Reply #1220 on: January 04, 2007, 01:31:47 am »


Sauron's dyspeptic minion, Aguirre, sends hordes of evil Crebain from Dunland to scout out Brokeback Mountain.

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Re: Photo Captions - Irreverent! Beware
« Reply #1221 on: January 04, 2007, 01:35:04 am »


Bird: ((Wasn't it nice of those two guys to share their joint with me...  what the hell...!?!  CREBAIN FROM DUNLAND!!!!?!!))

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Re: Photo Captions - Irreverent! Beware
« Reply #1222 on: January 04, 2007, 01:53:55 am »
sagebrush--I give up--what are CREBAIN? (yeah, I read and saw LOTR...)
Jack, thinking: "Is everything sad going to come untrue?
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Re: Photo Captions - Irreverent! Beware
« Reply #1223 on: January 04, 2007, 02:00:53 am »
Caution: things in your side-view mirror may appear more distant than they are.

(I know they say "closer" but it's actually more distant...)
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Re: Photo Captions - Irreverent! Beware
« Reply #1224 on: January 04, 2007, 02:36:13 am »
Three Rings for the Elven-kings under the sky,
Seven for the Dwarf-lords in their halls of stone,
Nine for Mortal Men doomed to die,
One for the Dark Lord on his dark throne
In the Land of Mordor where the Shadows lie.
One Ring to rule them all, One Ring to find them,
One Ring to bring them all and in the darkness bind them
In the Land of Mordor where the Shadows lie.


What are CREBAIN??? WAAAAH...
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« Reply #1225 on: January 04, 2007, 02:46:49 am »
Bert the Troll: Mutton yesterday, mutton today, and blimey, if it dont look  liike mutton again tomorrer.

Enough! Obviously, crebain are something Aguirre and Sauron cooked up together. Perhaps we will learn more. Nice photos.
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Re: Photo Captions - Irreverent! Beware
« Reply #1226 on: January 04, 2007, 02:49:39 am »
Hey--great finger 8 posts back--just pushed it over enough to see it...
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« Reply #1227 on: January 04, 2007, 05:11:00 am »
Hint: Crebain scout just before Gandalf tries to cross Caradhras...









Jack thinking:  "Impressed?"


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« Reply #1228 on: January 04, 2007, 02:25:42 pm »


Aguirre gazes into the palantir and recieves his instructions.





Aguirre:  “Sauron is weak, I’ll keep the Ring for myself and then I’ll not only be the Lord of  Brokeback Mountain, I’ll have dominion over Wyoming, Texas, Mexico, and the World!”






Jack:  "Where the hell did all those black birds come from?  Crapped all over my clean laundry, *beep*in' nuisance..."


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Re: Photo Captions - Irreverent! Beware
« Reply #1229 on: January 04, 2007, 02:51:14 pm »


Pippin:  "Hey, this doesn't look like Isengard...?"




Treebeard:  “A little detour, we’re taking the shortcut through Brokeback Mountain.  I’ve always liked going South for some reason.  Many of these trees were my friends...  I’ve enjoyed their nuts and acorns.”




Pippin:  “I think I’m beginning to understand why the Entwives left.”


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