Photo Captions - Irreverent! Beware

[sagebrush]

"Heh heh... they're attempting to pass over the mountains!  I'll fix their wagon...!  I want that Ring!"



Photo itanight.tripod

"WE CANNOT PASS!!!!   
AGUIRRE IS CONTROLLING THE WEATHER!!!!"





Legolas thinking:  "We've got to turn back and get
below the krummholz line!  My nuts are freezing!"





"Oh! - - - - - Oh!!!  What the.......!!!??  I have GOT to
get me some underwear when I get down off this
mountain!"

[sagebrush]

Ennis:  "Jack, I’m readin’ the signs and it don’t look good.  I think Aguirre is up to somethin’”





“Mebbe we better build ourselves a fort, just in case…”





Jack:  “Geez Ennis, you are always so paranoid!  We don’t need a fort, the tent is good enough!”

[sagebrush]

”I think that I shall never see, a thing as lovely as a tree….oh!  Oh! 
Oh!  Look at the size of those pinecones!”






Tree: “NNNNNNNNNnnnnHH-H-H-H….”






Ennis:  “Did you hear that?!!  You know... I heard that in the old forests on Brokeback, below the krummholz line the trees are alive.  I hear they can talk…even - - - move…!”






Ennis:  “Now remember… chop no living wood!”

[twistedude]

Er...I guess so...

After all, as an advocator of incest and pedophilia, what have I got to lose?

[twistedude]

Batten down the hatches! Middle Earth is taking over!

[jpwagoneer1964]

Ennis thinking: When we get of this mountain you really should get yerself a manicure Jack.

[angry little lawyer]

OMG Sagebrush, the Jack asking Ennis if he's "impressed" a page back had me LOL. 

And the LOTR/BBM stuff is funny. I especially liked the "WE CAN NOT PASS! Aguirre is controlling the weather!" followed by Ennis doing his "WTF its snowing!" dance.

[sagebrush]

Aw shucks, thank you angrylitllelawyer!  Sorry it's taking me so long, these pictures are the devil to load up...





Jack:  “Holy crap, that’s the biggest f*ckin’ buzzard I ever seen!?”






Jack:  “You will not believe the size of this buzzard I saw today!  I’m gonna bag him tomorrow for sure!”

Ennis:  “Uh… Jack… mind if I share the tent for tonight?  I don’t like the sound of that buzzard…  sounds like one of Aguirre’s tricks….!!.”





Jack:  "Well I don't know 'bout that... do you poot and snore?"

[sagebrush]

Ennis mumbling:  “Honest, I don’t poot ‘n snore.”






*ZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZzzzzz~snort!~   ~~snort!~  ZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZ...
*pooooooo-o-o-o-o-o-o-o-ot       *blat*  *blat*   *BLAMMM!!!!*
*ZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz....  *snort!*






Ennis:  “Goddamnit!!!!  YOU’RE the one who poots and snores!”

Jack:  "Well, Ennis, I did tell you, 'No more beans!'"




Jack:  “It’s alright, it’s alright…. it’s only kinky the first time…”

[sagebrush]

Jack:  “Damn it!  Missed the buzzard!  Sheep must have leaped up in front of my sights…!”






Ennis:  “We’re supposed to guard the sheep, not shoot ‘em!”

Jack:  “Well, look at it this way,  finally I hit something.”






Jack:  “Uh….  Ennis, I think I made the buzzard mad, looks like he’s coming after us…!!?!”






”SHEEEE--I-I-I-ITT....??!!?!!”