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Re: Photo Captions - Irreverent! Beware
« Reply #1250 on: January 09, 2007, 02:44:15 pm »




Aragorn:  "Quick, everyone!  Let's meet up with Gandalf later!"





Sam:  "What say we slip off by ourselves for a little bit of private time?  I thought I saw a tent down there."





Aragorn:  "Dammit!  We've lost those pesky hobbits!"


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« Reply #1251 on: January 09, 2007, 03:01:12 pm »




Gimli:  "What are those two guys doing down there?"








Gimli:  "Nice!  Pretty slick the way you made off with these horses while those cowboys were pre-occupied!  Let's go find those hobbits!"


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Re: Photo Captions - Irreverent! Beware
« Reply #1252 on: January 10, 2007, 03:00:48 pm »




Gimli:  “Does the atmosphere on Brokeback feel different than…
that is…  oh hell, what I’m trying to say is – you must have noticed
that I’m very partial to blonds?”






Legolas:  “Perhaps when this is all over we can take a quick trip to that
far land over the seas….  maybe do a little fishing at Don Ho’s cabin…”


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Re: Photo Captions - Irreverent! Beware
« Reply #1253 on: January 13, 2007, 12:07:25 pm »



Frodo:  “Hope nobody minds that we borrowed some of that Crisco in the tent… how about a dip in the water before we join the others?”




Sam:  “Last one in is Aguirre’s left buttcheek – whoa!”





Jack singing:  "I'm a sinner and so are you-u-u-u!  Let's warsh up cause we smell like....!!"  *SPLASH!!*


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« Reply #1254 on: January 14, 2007, 04:25:47 pm »
Ennis, thinking: "Girls don't fall in love with fun"?...I guess... boys don't either.

Thanks Maggie.
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« Reply #1255 on: January 16, 2007, 04:15:59 pm »
Ah, but I was so much older then
I'm younger than that now.

(Last two lines of "My Back Pages," by Dylan, ending the Cold Case episode, "Forever Blue.", December 3, 2006)

(one of Lucise's beautiful montages)
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« Reply #1256 on: January 19, 2007, 02:31:30 am »
Jimmy: So who's Jack and who's Ennis?
Coop: Screw that.  I don't give a damn.

(from Cold Case episode 10 --and 79--(December and January, 2006, '07)"Forever Blue" Anachronistic, since the pictured action takes place in 1968.)
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« Reply #1257 on: January 19, 2007, 03:02:12 am »
Justin: You think they'll ever make a real movie about gay guys in love?
Brian: After the five years I've spent making love to you, you fucking queer, they goddamned well better.

Season 5, "Queer as Folk," 2000-2005, Showtime)
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« Reply #1258 on: January 19, 2007, 03:43:25 am »
Brian: I know everyone was hoping we'd make love, or at least kiss, in the last scene.
Neil: But we didn't. Fooled ya.

("Mysterious Skin," 2004)
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« Reply #1259 on: January 19, 2007, 04:18:26 am »
"Maurice" 1987. That's actually Hugh Grant in the first picture.
Maurice: The gentleman in the first picture is Clive Durham. The only problem with Durham is that he never made love to anyone in his life. Which must have made his life rather uncomfortable, as well as that of those around him.

That's me, below. Merchant-Ivory thought Clive should look out his window and imagine me as i was in college. It's not in the book.
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