Author Topic: Photo Captions - Irreverent! Beware  (Read 600975 times)

Offline Sid401k

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Re: Photo Captions - Irreverent! Beware
« Reply #1270 on: January 26, 2007, 12:46:53 am »

Ennis:  Your left foot back.  No, your left.  Back!
             I'm
supposed to be the one leadin' here...

Jack:    Lighten up, Ennis!  This is supposed to be fun!

              Some enchanted evening...

Ennis:  Jack, if you're gonna sing...

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Re: Photo Captions - Irreverent! Beware
« Reply #1271 on: January 26, 2007, 03:51:12 am »
Hullo, Sid! In MY stories, Jack can sing. Everything isn;'t "Water Walking jesus," you know! Let's put it this way, if you don't like to sing--you'd better stay out of my stories, unless you're Roy Taylor or...Ennis. Lureen sings, Jack sings, Bobby sings up a storm, Joe (Bobby's wife) sings, and Bobby's 5-year-old son, Jack, sings ("twinkle, twinkle, little Starr"), Siede sings (in Spanish!). Even Jack (if you like) sings several lines of an old popular song, and Ennis (if you like) sings 3 words of "Strange Fruit."J'aime chanter! (I love to sing!). We had a chorus in high school called Jimmie Chanties...

Just a bit more "Queer as Folk" (see bottom of 84)

Everyone DROOLS over Brian..I always go for the blonds. If I want to see someone tall, dark and handsome, I'll look in the mirror, thank you! (Hee...)
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"We're each of us alone, to be sure. What can you do but hold your hand out in the dark?" --"Nine Lives," by Ursula K. Le Guin, from The Wind's Twelve Quarters

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Re: Photo Captions - Irreverent! Beware
« Reply #1272 on: January 27, 2007, 03:48:11 pm »
HI Sid!

Loved your caption, made my day!  More, more, more!

 :laugh: :laugh: :laugh: :laugh: :laugh: :laugh:

Here's one for you....






Randall:  "Dear Jack, I thought you'd enjoy this little portrait of me, LaShawn had it made at the Aggie Harvest Festival.  Sure I can't interest you in some fishing in November?"



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Re: Photo Captions - Irreverent! Beware
« Reply #1273 on: January 27, 2007, 06:55:02 pm »
Hullo, Sid! In MY stories, Jack can sing. Everything isn;'t "Water Walking jesus," you know!

I never said Jack couldn't sing.  It's just that--at this particular time--Ennis doesn't want him to sing!  ;)

Loved your caption, made my day!  More, more, more!

Thanks!  I'll see what I can dig up!
And how much did LaShawn pay for that portrait??  You wouldn't catch me going fishing with him!  (Of course, I prefer my beaus to have both ears.)

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Re: Photo Captions - Irreverent! Beware
« Reply #1274 on: January 28, 2007, 04:14:46 am »
sagebrush: Randall to van Gogh--that's one giant leap for man and mankind as well!

Product of a confused mind: Just because i tell you to go to hell, why do you jump to the conclusion that I want you to go alone?
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« Reply #1275 on: January 28, 2007, 06:42:49 am »
C'mon, guys, it couldn't have been THAT bad...
"We're each of us alone, to be sure. What can you do but hold your hand out in the dark?" --"Nine Lives," by Ursula K. Le Guin, from The Wind's Twelve Quarters

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« Reply #1276 on: January 28, 2007, 06:55:01 am »
http://imdb.com/gallery/ss/0443706/025.jpg.html?path=gallery&path_key=0443706&seq=20

Stil got them long, pretty fingers...

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« Last Edit: January 28, 2007, 07:17:12 am by twistedude »
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« Reply #1277 on: January 28, 2007, 01:36:39 pm »
Oh you guys,

I see I can't play foolies with you, you are too erudite!  My friends don't know Van Gogh from a hole in the ground...


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« Reply #1278 on: January 28, 2007, 01:53:36 pm »
My friends don't know slash from a hole in the ground, and believe me, they want to stay that way! MUCH bigger problem.

No, actually, it isn't.
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« Reply #1279 on: January 31, 2007, 11:33:06 pm »
I steal photos from DaveCullen, and post them here. They have an enormous thread on "Queer as Folk." With LOTS or yummy pictures....wasn't it Robin Hood who stole from the rich?
« Last Edit: January 31, 2007, 11:43:15 pm by twistedude »
"We're each of us alone, to be sure. What can you do but hold your hand out in the dark?" --"Nine Lives," by Ursula K. Le Guin, from The Wind's Twelve Quarters