Photo Captions - Irreverent! Beware

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Jack: "Is that a gun in your pocket or are you just happy to see me?"

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BROKEBACK DENIALS

Jack: "It's so good to see you again!"
Ennis: "That's nice. And your name is?"

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Shirley:"The sexual tension between Jack and that Ennis fella got me all wet and it isn't even season." ...
Sheila: "Tell me about it." ...
Charlotte, in the background: "Yeaaaah."

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Suddenly, a week after being neglected by Jack, Shirley's gaydar goes off.
In anger she bleats out "Jaaaaack is queeeerr." ...
"Queeeerr," echoes the rest of the flock. And a new sheep word is born. 

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"What ees thees? Three dozen fresh oysters and a can of Miracle Wheep?"

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"You look like a ripe banana in that dress. Wanna play fruit bowl?"

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Jack: "We're not having elk steak again tonight, are we?"
Ennis: "Yep, followed by some a your beef cake, buddy."

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"Woah, it's even bigger in daylight!"

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"Que? What ees thees? A dozen red roses and one pink lace panty size large?"

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"No, I didn't find any red lace panties up on Brokeback. Besides, they were pink."