Photo Captions - Irreverent! Beware

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LaShawn: "And you know, Randall forgot to wrap my birthday gift, it was one o' them new
fangled massage vibrators. I found it in his underwear drawer the other night. Right, darlin'?"
Randall: "Uh... yeah... that's right, honey."

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Ennis: "Moi?  I don' know where your blue dress is."

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Ennis was blissfully unaware that his shirt sniffing habit would cause millions of people to sob uncontrollably.

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As Jack mooned them, the boys looked on in amazement, and some, in desire.

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Jack: "And I always use this finger to test for tightness."

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Jack made a mental note to revisit his plastic surgeon.

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Better Most beans was discontinued soon after it became known that
prolonged use would cause homosexuality in cowboys.

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Ennis: "You just boogey on down an' I'll jus' stand here and watch these asses... eh cowboys."

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Ennis failed to notice it was Happy Breakfast Hour at the Riverton Diner.

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BROKEBACK TRUE LIES
Ennis: "Darling, I'm gay and I'm going to a motel with Jack to fuck the brains out of each other."


Alma: "Sure, honey. Just don't forget to bring me back some cigarettes."