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BROKEBACK 2006

Jack: "I got some fresh herbs while waiting for you. Rosemary, thyme, basil and parsley.
Should make that elk steak taste a lot better. What you bring?"
Ennis: "Ketchup. From the condiments aisle."

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BROKEBACK HISTORY
Early Brokebackers ca. 1850 aka "The Condiments Bunch."

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Tigger: "Oh Pooh, I'm so happy, Pooh. Got our own Honey and Bee operation, and Piglet too. It'd be sweet."

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BROKEBACK Europe

Jack: "Remember the Barcelona Gay Parade last year, when you dressed up as Maria Callas?"


Ennis: "Yeah, that was great, got two marriage proposals."

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BROKEBACK England

Ennis: "Honey, I got the picknick basket from Harrod's!"


Jack, thinking: "I hope he remembered to get the basket from Selfridges this year."

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BROKEBACK 2006

Ennis, thinking: "Now you dunnit, he's off to Mykonos by himself an' I'm stuck here in Hootersville."

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BROKEBACK Europe

Jack: "I told you we should've gone to Ibiza. You know I hate this camping shit."
Ennis: "Whut, so you'd meet up with that Juan again? We're stayin'."


Jack: "Bitch."


Ennis: "Spanish Ho."

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BROKEBACK 2006

Ennis: "Girls, Jack and I thought we'd give you a choice this year, two weeks in
South Beach for Summer vacation, or Christmas in San Francisco."


Jack: "Don't you think Disneyworld or Yellowstone would've been a better idea?"
Ennis: "Ain't nuthin' wrong with some culchur."


Jack: "Besides, we had promised Randall and Juan we'd be in New York for the Gay Parade."
Ennis: "Quit yer bitchin' already."


Jack: "You ain't the man I married."
Ennis: "And you ain't the wife I left."

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CULTURED ENNIS

Ennis: "You didn't bring any Emmenthaler? You know how much I like Emmenthaler with my
hamburger... eh.. steak tartare."

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BROKEBACK TRUE LIES

Lureen: "Those fishing trips are just an excuse to go to Houston to get me more pearls, right honey?"
Jack: "Gawd no, they're just an excuse to have sex with a man."