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Re: Photo Captions - Irreverent! Beware
« Reply #480 on: August 17, 2006, 12:53:53 am »
Ennis thinking:
Ain't never gonna drink so much wisky again. Sure does give a fella disturb'n dreams. Ah dreamed Ah wuza hernd'n sheep on this mountian with this big tall dark haired blue eyed fella, an there was this tent an we...Sure glad Ah am here on the ranch with K.E. Never gonna drink like'a that again
Wha.... 
« Last Edit: August 18, 2006, 12:30:46 am by jpwagoneer1964 »
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Re: Photo Captions - Irreverent! Beware
« Reply #481 on: August 17, 2006, 06:19:59 am »
"I thought I say NO MORE BEANS!" 

<mumbles>  Wise ass caterers......



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Re: Photo Captions - Irreverent! Beware
« Reply #482 on: August 19, 2006, 06:38:33 am »
I loved these captions so much that I gushed about them to my husband...who came up with this!

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Re: Photo Captions - Irreverent! Beware
« Reply #483 on: August 19, 2006, 09:28:19 am »
After a summer of beans...
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Re: Photo Captions - Irreverent! Beware
« Reply #484 on: August 19, 2006, 09:37:18 pm »
Ang: Heath what are you doing? You not suppost to kiss of even hug in this scene. Just look at eachother and walk away, not go to a liplock!

Heath: But Jake said you rewrote the scene, had me rehearsing in his trailer all night last night

Ang: JAKE!!!


Jake: Well I...uh

Heath: Damn you Jake!!!
« Last Edit: August 19, 2006, 09:39:30 pm by jpwagoneer1964 »
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Re: Photo Captions - Irreverent! Beware
« Reply #485 on: August 21, 2006, 04:27:45 pm »
Ennis! help I need ya over here right away!
« Last Edit: August 22, 2006, 11:46:06 am by jpwagoneer1964 »
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Re: Photo Captions - Irreverent! Beware
« Reply #486 on: August 22, 2006, 11:46:56 am »
Jack thinking:
Drink up boy, tonite is FNIT.
« Last Edit: August 22, 2006, 12:13:09 pm by jpwagoneer1964 »
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Re: Photo Captions - Irreverent! Beware
« Reply #487 on: August 22, 2006, 12:12:44 pm »
Ennis thinking:
Jack ya gonna leave me shivering out here all night, huh? Come on Jack, yer suppose ta come out here lift me up with those big strong arm o' yours, carry me over the threshold of that damn tent ya hoggin' to yourself. Come on Jack, afraid ya can't lift me or what? Huh?
« Last Edit: August 22, 2006, 01:06:05 pm by jpwagoneer1964 »
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Re: Photo Captions - Irreverent! Beware
« Reply #488 on: August 22, 2006, 01:09:49 pm »
Ang:

Heath, you just supposed to walk over to the tent, not run in such a hurry, you knocked it down in the last take.

Heath:

Sorry Ang...I just got...
« Last Edit: August 23, 2006, 11:50:03 pm by jpwagoneer1964 »
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Re: Photo Captions - Irreverent! Beware
« Reply #489 on: August 22, 2006, 05:55:12 pm »
You guys are hilarious.  Ha! Ha!  I love it.  Thanks for the laughs.
I wish I knew how to quit you.