Photo Captions - Irreverent! Beware

[jpwagoneer1964]

Ennis thinking:
Ain't never gonna drink so much wisky again. Sure does give a fella disturb'n dreams. Ah dreamed Ah wuza hernd'n sheep on this mountian with this big tall dark haired blue eyed fella, an there was this tent an we...Sure glad Ah am here on the ranch with K.E. Never gonna drink like'a that again
Wha.... 

[David]

"I thought I say NO MORE BEANS!" 

<mumbles>  Wise ass caterers......

[merrobot]

I loved these captions so much that I gushed about them to my husband...who came up with this!

[merrobot]

After a summer of beans...

[jpwagoneer1964]

Ang: Heath what are you doing? You not suppost to kiss of even hug in this scene. Just look at eachother and walk away, not go to a liplock!

Heath: But Jake said you rewrote the scene, had me rehearsing in his trailer all night last night

Ang: JAKE!!!

Jake: Well I...uh

Heath: Damn you Jake!!!

[jpwagoneer1964]

Ennis! help I need ya over here right away!

[jpwagoneer1964]

Jack thinking:
Drink up boy, tonite is FNIT.

[jpwagoneer1964]

Ennis thinking:
Jack ya gonna leave me shivering out here all night, huh? Come on Jack, yer suppose ta come out here lift me up with those big strong arm o' yours, carry me over the threshold of that damn tent ya hoggin' to yourself. Come on Jack, afraid ya can't lift me or what? Huh?

[jpwagoneer1964]

Ang:

Heath, you just supposed to walk over to the tent, not run in such a hurry, you knocked it down in the last take.

Heath:

Sorry Ang...I just got...

[Momof2]

You guys are hilarious.  Ha! Ha!  I love it.  Thanks for the laughs.