Photo Captions - Irreverent! Beware

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Ennis and Jack thinking: Don't really matter none that the heard got mixed up. Them sheep know their herder, they'll follow him, nothin' ta fret about. Some got scattered from the storm but we'll find 'm.

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Ennis thinking: Ah really like Jack'd harmonica playin', Ah know he does it just fer me. Don't wanna let on that Ah like it.

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Ennis thinking: Whut happened! One minute Ah was up in Signal, next thing Ah know two whole months went by, don't remember nuttin' in between!

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Jake: You mean were not going to do a tent scene up here?

Ang: Do you see a tent?

Jake Well no, but I thought.....

Ang: We had the hotel scene.

Jake: I know...I was just getting warmed up for....

Ang: That was all!

Jake: But don't you see how sad I look?

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Randy Quaid thinking: Their making me drive this piss ant Rambler! Script says I drive a station wagon. Rambler is an old ladies car. Guess everything else up here was rusted.

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Ennis thinking: Guess mebe best not ta go in with that sign on the door

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Heath: Ang, Jakes doing the 'tongue thing' again! Bloke hynotizes me when he does that!

Ang: JAKE!

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Damn! Won't get to see Heath for two whole weeks! Guess Ang was pretty smart filming this scene on my way to the airport. Damn publicity tours!

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Ennis thinking: I'm not really humming on this part of the ride, Ah mean can't ya tell by my face? Somethin' producers decided ta ad later Ah guess.

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Ennis thinking: Ah never tasted anything so good!

Slightly revised from 'Fantasy Scenes'