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Re: Photo Captions - Irreverent! Beware
« Reply #1130 on: December 07, 2006, 02:25:37 am »
Jake: Heath! What are you doing here?

Heath:  Oh.... Just in LA, though I'd go for a drive.

Jake: All the way to El Centro? I's almost 200 miles away.

Heath: 187 miles....I mean something must be wrong with the navagation system in the car. Fancy running into you out here.

Jake: Yeah.

Heath: Since I drove all this way....I mean.....I thought I'd watch....you been working out since?.....look at your pecs....can I....um....what are you doing after shooting?

Jake: Don't know yet.

Heath: Thought maybe um....You know all the awards for 'Brokeback' are coming out soon.....and I um....thought....if would be fun if....you know the audience will like it if.......

Jake: If what?

Heath: If we reinacted that kissing scene....would could rehear.....

Jake: What!!!!

Heath: Yeah ....the kissing scene....and we could rehearse after you get done shooting today......It would be a blast!!!! I mean you know so I don't almost break your nose again....so how about it?

Jake: Well........um..........alright then.
« Last Edit: December 17, 2006, 12:42:42 pm by jpwagoneer1964 »
Thank you Heath and Jake for showing us Ennis and Jack,  teaching us how much they loved one another.

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Re: Photo Captions - Irreverent! Beware
« Reply #1131 on: December 07, 2006, 01:25:57 pm »
Ah know Ah can try 'n try and no matter whut Ah won't be ablin' ta fergit whut happen' last night in the tent, whut Ah did ta Jack. Can't never make it go away.

Seein' it was Jack not sure that Ah'd want to though.
« Last Edit: December 09, 2006, 02:50:55 am by jpwagoneer1964 »
Thank you Heath and Jake for showing us Ennis and Jack,  teaching us how much they loved one another.

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Re: Photo Captions - Irreverent! Beware
« Reply #1132 on: December 08, 2006, 04:33:22 am »
Jack, thinking: hey You way down there--Ennis--how' bout some telephone sex? No? Well, can't hurt t'ask. Don't have a telephone anyway.
"We're each of us alone, to be sure. What can you do but hold your hand out in the dark?" --"Nine Lives," by Ursula K. Le Guin, from The Wind's Twelve Quarters

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Re: Photo Captions - Irreverent! Beware
« Reply #1133 on: December 08, 2006, 04:41:05 am »
jack: Synergy.
Ennis: Huh?
Jack: I said 'synergy.'
Ennis: What the hell does that mean?
Jack: It means, two people working together--or doing anything together--makes more than the sum of two parts. It's a sort of spiritual thing.
Ennis: And who told you that?
Jack: Note came by carrier pidgeon..
« Last Edit: December 08, 2006, 05:00:59 am by twistedude »
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Re: Photo Captions - Irreverent! Beware
« Reply #1134 on: December 08, 2006, 04:52:20 am »
basque: Thought you didn't like soup.
Ennis: I don't.
Basque: So what you ordering it for?
Ennis: The other guy is sick of beans.
Basque: What do you care?
Ennis: When I figure it out, you'll be the very first to know.
Basque: I will?
Ennis: Hell no.
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Re: Photo Captions - Irreverent! Beware
« Reply #1135 on: December 08, 2006, 04:59:26 am »
Ennis, thinking: Good thing I've grown accustomed to your voice, face and everything else, or your 24/7 bitching would drive me up a wall
« Last Edit: December 08, 2006, 05:03:14 am by twistedude »
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Re: Photo Captions - Irreverent! Beware
« Reply #1136 on: December 08, 2006, 06:57:12 am »
basque: Thought you didn't like soup.
Ennis: I don't.
Basque: So what you ordering it for?
Ennis: The other guy is sick of beans.
Basque: What do you care?
Ennis: When I figure it out, you'll be the very first to know.
Basque: I will?
Ennis: Hell no.


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Re: Photo Captions - Irreverent! Beware
« Reply #1137 on: December 08, 2006, 07:21:23 am »
jack: Synergy.
Ennis: Huh?
Jack: I said 'synergy.'
Ennis: What the hell does that mean?
Jack: It means, two people working together--or doing anything together--makes more than the sum of two parts. It's a sort of spiritual thing.
Ennis: And who told you that?
Jack: Note came by carrier pidgeon..


Aww, I LOVE this one  :D
Will you stop playing with that radio of yours, I'm trying to get to sleep!

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Re: Photo Captions - Irreverent! Beware
« Reply #1138 on: December 10, 2006, 10:59:01 pm »
Please suspend disbelief for a minute.

Jack is reading 271 Horses' "Roots."
Ennis: what ya readin' there?
jACK:Uh...somethintg I'm going to take out and burn as soon as i finish.
Ennis: Thought you didn't approve of any kind of whadayacallit--censorship.
Jack: Friend, this is probably the single exception to an otherwise universal rule...GodDAMN--right here.
« Last Edit: December 10, 2006, 11:02:08 pm by twistedude »
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Re: Photo Captions - Irreverent! Beware
« Reply #1139 on: December 15, 2006, 10:54:44 pm »
Moving On--six years too late...

               
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=P-SmrGehhuY&NR
ABOVE:                   
(I had seen this video countless times before I realized that the line, "I thought I'd recapture my lost youth" was a pun...)




http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=uYjUfq4Ht94
ABOVE:
("You should've been there"--last line of Catcher in the Rye, last line of this video.)


http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RwzeSt12lNg



."Queer as Folk" was on HBO for 5 years. All sex scenes were performed without clothing. The tall dark actor is straight; the shorter, blond one is gay. If you click on the tiny TV screen at the  very right of the bottom of the picture, the picture will fill your whole screen. CORRECTION: they wore cock-socks...they are not rubbers, and I never saw them.
« Last Edit: December 17, 2006, 05:31:25 pm by twistedude »
"We're each of us alone, to be sure. What can you do but hold your hand out in the dark?" --"Nine Lives," by Ursula K. Le Guin, from The Wind's Twelve Quarters