omg this the funniest freakin' thread ever. i'm sitting here eating some very dry burnt toast, and i thought i'd check this topic out since i had not "yet had the opportunity" (lol) and after taking a bite, i read these subtitles and laughed so hard all the little bits got stuck in my throat. i was laugh-coughing for about 20 minutes, and couldn't stop enough to drink water.
i think i'm okay now. thanks for this thread. absolutely helarious.
my favorite part: "kyle"
that line just changes everything!