Lol.. here we go, Part II. For newcomers to the thread, we pick up on “Brokeback Through The Looking Glass”, just after the cowboys, the canoe-savvy Jack Twist and uncle-killing Ennis Balmore have left Brokeback Mountain. The things we have learnt from the story so far is that ammonia is bad, often putting uncles in hospital. We also learnt that Ennis (presumably right after he was denied the pail of milk on the spot) made Jack’s uncle so depressed he killed himself, Jack didn’t end up catching up with damn Kyle, for whom he searched all night and the Lord Sidious of this story is somebody called Gary. Wait!! I wonder if Kyle is the thus-far-nameless bandy-legged Basque??? Hmm.. the plot thickens! Here I was thinking this story was just about two men in love.. we’ve all missed the subtle nuances of mental illness, hunger, murder… and canoes.
Onto Part II. (if that was double dutch, by the way, check out the start of the thread) Please note that any spelling errors / bad punctuation are direct quotes!!
LINE: Ennis, can you wipe Alma Jnr's nose?
SUBTITLE: Ennis could you pump Junior's nose?
LINE: Are you sure the girls are asleep?
SUBTITLE: I should go to sleep. (yes, Alma, you should)
LINE: I'd like to buy Jimbo here a beer.
SUBTITLE: I'd like to buy Jim O'Neal a beer. (oh, that clears it up..)
LINE: So save your money for your next entry fee, cowboy.
SUBTITLE: So. Save money for next injury feet, cowboy.
LINE: Y'ever try calf ropin'?
SUBTITLE: You're tracked down a bit.
*please excuse the graphic language here - its just not as funny with asterixes through it*LINE: Wooee, look at this crowd! Be a lotta pussy on the hump in a crowd like this!!
SUBTITLE: Look at this god! There're lots of pussies on the ground like this
LINE: You need to shut your slopbucket mouth, y'hear?
SUBTITLE: You need to shut your "starbug" mouth, you hear (I didn't add those quotation marks guys..)
LINE: Lureen Newsome. Her dad sells farm equipment, I mean big farm equipment.
SUBTITLE: Laren Newsom. Her dad sells farmer things, I mean big farmer.
LINE: My daddy's the hurry, sposed to be home with the car by midnight.
SUBTITLE: My body is in hurry, I should be home in the midnite (well, she's gettin naked with Jake G, can't blame her body, really)
LINE: I can already see what little Bobby looks like.
SUBTITLE: I already see a little barbie she looks like. (hmm)
LINE: For you forgettin to bring that harmonica..
SUBTITLE: you forget to bring me Hallmark
LINE: New model comin in this week, remember?
SUBTITLE: Your mother coming down this week
LINE: Ennis there's an opening at the power company, might be good pay
SUBTITLE: In the state open and all that power company might pay
LINE: As far behind as we are on the bills...
SUBTITLE: If far behind, we're the best. (yup, you go girl)
LINE: I'd have em if you'd support em.
SUBTITLE: I don't have you to support em (i thought this was interesting...)
LINE: Senor..
SUBTITLE: Here we are (you bet)
*okay I'm only putting in the first line of this.. cause i figure you all know this speech by heart*
LINE: I used to wonder how come you never bought any trouts home... (etc)
SUBTITLE: I used to wonder how come you never bought any tracts homes. You always say you can't play any. You know how mean the gal like fish. So 1 nite, i got your queer case open up before you win your little trip..
LINE: Price tags still on it after five years..
SUBTITLE: But I take still long after 5 years..
Phew... installment 3 tomorrow night... can't wait to see what they make of cassie...
