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Re: Kerry's Komedy Klub
« Reply #3840 on: November 17, 2009, 09:43:31 am »

Gay? Who's gay?!

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Re: Kerry's Komedy Klub
« Reply #3841 on: November 17, 2009, 09:51:38 pm »
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Tell him when l come up to him and ask to play the record, l'm gonna say: ''Voulez-vous jouer ce disque?''
'Voulez-vous, will you kiss my dick?'
Will you play my record? One-track mind!

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Re: Kerry's Komedy Klub
« Reply #3842 on: November 19, 2009, 01:06:09 am »
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Re: Kerry's Komedy Klub
« Reply #3843 on: November 21, 2009, 09:51:09 am »
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Re: Kerry's Komedy Klub
« Reply #3844 on: November 22, 2009, 05:53:15 am »
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Re: Kerry's Komedy Klub
« Reply #3845 on: November 22, 2009, 07:53:21 am »
Thank ya kindly.  :-*  It's good to laugh.  :laugh:  Here's another.  :D

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Re: Kerry's Komedy Klub
« Reply #3846 on: November 23, 2009, 07:23:34 am »
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Re: Kerry's Komedy Klub
« Reply #3847 on: November 24, 2009, 12:23:27 pm »
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Re: Kerry's Komedy Klub
« Reply #3848 on: November 24, 2009, 11:33:11 pm »
2009's First Christmas Joke    :D

Three men died on Christmas Eve and were met by Saint Peter at the Pearly Gates.

'In honour of this Holy Season,' Saint Peter said,  'You must each possess something that symbolizes Christmas to get into Heaven.'

The first man fumbled through his pockets and pulled out a lighter. He flicked it on. 'It represents a candle,' he said.

'You may pass through the Pearly Gates' Saint Peter said.

The second man reached into his pocket and pulled out a set of keys. He shook them and said, 'They're bells.'

Saint Peter said 'You may pass through the Pearly Gates.'

The third man started searching desperately through his pockets and  finally pulled out a pair of women's panties.

Saint Peter looked at the man with a raised eyebrow and asked, 'And just what do those symbolize?'

The man replied, 'These are Carol's.'

And so the Christmas Season begins......
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Re: Kerry's Komedy Klub
« Reply #3849 on: November 26, 2009, 07:48:23 am »
At Saint Mary's Catholic Church they have a weekly husbands'  marriage seminar.

At the session last week, the priest asked Luigi, who was approaching his 50th wedding anniversary, to take a few minutes and share some insight into how he had managed to stay married to the same woman all these years.

Luigi replied to the assembled husbands, "Well, I've a tried to treata her nice, spenda the money on her, but best is that I tooka her to Italy for our 20th anniversary!"

The priest responded, "Luigi, you are an amazing inspiration to all the husbands here! Please tell us what you are planning for your wife for your 50th  anniversary?"

Luigi proudly replied, "I'm a gonna go and get her."
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