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Re: Kerry's Komedy Klub
« Reply #3430 on: May 09, 2009, 06:35:04 pm »
DR SEUSS FOR SENIORS...........


Being happy doesn't mean everything is perfect.

It means you've decided to see beyond the imperfection

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Re: Kerry's Komedy Klub
« Reply #3431 on: May 09, 2009, 07:06:46 pm »
WHEN YOU WALK OUT IN THE MORNING AND SEE THIS SKY........





.....just go back inside, have another cup of coffee, and stay home. It's NOT going to be a good day.
 
 
 
 



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Re: Kerry's Komedy Klub
« Reply #3432 on: May 09, 2009, 09:59:41 pm »
Being happy doesn't mean everything is perfect.

It means you've decided to see beyond the imperfection

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Re: Kerry's Komedy Klub
« Reply #3433 on: May 10, 2009, 08:11:24 am »
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Re: Kerry's Komedy Klub
« Reply #3434 on: May 10, 2009, 08:12:18 am »
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Re: Kerry's Komedy Klub
« Reply #3435 on: May 10, 2009, 08:13:18 am »
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Re: Kerry's Komedy Klub
« Reply #3436 on: May 10, 2009, 08:14:24 am »
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Re: Kerry's Komedy Klub
« Reply #3437 on: May 10, 2009, 08:17:26 am »

And so the comedy whirlwind of World Laughter Day Week comes to an end here at the Komedy Klub.

Keep laughing, everyone, and stay happy!


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Re: Kerry's Komedy Klub
« Reply #3438 on: May 12, 2009, 06:13:22 am »
Young Paddy, moved to Kent and bought a Donkey from a farmer for £100.00. The farmer agreed to deliver the Donkey the next day. The next day he drove up and said, 'Sorry son, but I have some bad news, the donkey died.'

   Paddy replied, 'Well, then just give me my money back.'
   The farmer said,  'Can't do that. I went and spent it already.'
   Paddy said, 'Ok, then, just bring me the dead donkey.'
   The farmer asked, 'What are ya gonna do with him?
   Paddy said, 'I'm going to raffle him off.'
   The farmer said, 'You can't raffle off a dead donkey!'
   Paddy said, 'Sure I can. Watch me.. I just won't tell anybody he's dead.'
   A month later, the farmer met up with Paddy and asked, 'What happened with that dead donkey?'
   Paddy said, 'I raffled him off. I sold 500 tickets at two quid a piece and made a profit of £898.00.'
   The farmer said, 'Didn't anyone complain?'
   Paddy said, 'Just the guy who won. So I gave him his two quid back.'

   Paddy now works for the British Government.

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Re: Kerry's Komedy Klub
« Reply #3439 on: May 12, 2009, 09:44:01 am »


Tell him when l come up to him and ask to play the record, l'm gonna say: ''Voulez-vous jouer ce disque?''
'Voulez-vous, will you kiss my dick?'
Will you play my record? One-track mind!