Kerry's Komedy Klub

[Kerry]

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[Katie77]

 
A sexually active woman tells her plastic surgeon that she wanted her vaginal lips reduced in size because they were too loose and floppy.
 
Out of embarrassment she insisted that the surgery be kept a secret and the surgeon agreed.
 
Awakening from the anesthesia after the surgery she found 3 roses carefully placed beside her on the bed. Outraged, she immediately calls in the doctor. "I thought I asked you not to tell anyone about my operation!"
The surgeon told her he had carried out her; wish for confidentiality and that the first rose was from him: "I felt sad because you went through this all by yourself."
 
"The second rose is from my nurse. She assisted me in the surgery and empathized because she had the same procedure done some time ago."
 
"And what about the third rose?" she asked.
 
"That's from a man upstairs in the burn unit. He wanted to thank you for his new ears."

[Kerry]

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Good last 2s !!

[injest]

ok here is one. Hope it hasn't been posted already

The first two astronauts (one man one woman) arrived on Mars to discover there are Martians everywhere! They looked like people so the astronauts decided they should have sex with them (purely for research purposes of course). The man astronaut went off to the local bar to buy a Martian woman a drink..the female astronaut just walked up to the first man she saw and said let's go have sex and took him back to the ship.

When the Martian undressed, he must have seen the disappointment on her face and said "Not enough for you?" and twisted his right ear..immediately his organ lengthened...she still didn't seem satisfied so he twisted his LEFT ear and added some girth...they had a wonderful night.

The next morning the male astronaut returned to the ship and she asked him how HIS night went...he said "Fine but she like to have twisted my ears off!"