A burglar broke into a house one night. He shone his
flashlight around, looking for valuables; and when he
picked up a CD player to place in his sack, a strange
disembodied voice echoed from the dark saying,
"Jesus is watching you,"
He nearly jumped out of his skin, clicked his flashlight
off, and froze. When he heard nothing more, after a
bit, he shook his head, promised himself a vacation
after the next big score, then clicked the light on and
began searching for more valuables.
Just as he pulled the stereo out so he could disconnect
the wires, clear as a bell he heard, "Jesus is watching
you." Freaked out, he shone his light around frantically,
looking for the source of the voice. Finally, in the corner
of the room. his flashlight beam came to rest on a parrot.
"Did you say that?" he hissed at the parrot.
"Yep," the parrot confessed, the n squawked,"I'm just trying to warn you."
The burglar relaxed. "Warn me, huh? Who in the world are you?"
"Moses," replied the bird.
"Moses?" the burglar laughed. "What kind of people would name a bird, Moses ?"
"The kind that would name a Rotteweiller Jesus."