Kerry's Komedy Klub

[Katie77]

[Katie77]

[Katie77]

DID HE REALLY THINK HE WAS PUTTING OUT THAT FIRE ??

[Kerry]

  Many a time I've needed one of those  cards!!!   

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Dreaded Blonde Jokes #2



What do you get when you offer a blonde a penny for her thoughts?
Change.

Why do blondes write TGIF on their shoes?
Toes Go In First.

Why don't blondes like to make Kool-Aid?
They can't get eight cups of water into that little packet.

Why did the blonde only change her baby's Pampers twice a month?
Because the box said "for 18 to 24 pounds."

What's the advantage of being married to a blonde?
You can park in the handicapped zone.

What do you call eight blondes in a freezer?
Frosted flakes.

What did the blonde say when she got pregnant?
"Gee, I hope it's mine."

Why was the blonde excited when she finished the jigsaw puzzle in six months?
Because the box said 4 to 6 years.

What do you call a blonde with half a brain?
Gifted.

A blonde looked at her drivers license and got depressed when she saw that she got an "F" in sex.

How can you tell which blonde is the waitress?
She's the one with the tampon behind her ear, wondering what she did with her pencil.

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Two blondes driving through the beautiful Welsh country-
side one day, when they came to a sign that read :


"Llanfairpwllgwyngyllgogerychwymdrobwilllantsiliogogoch"
(The longest town name in the world.)
One of the blondes tries to say the name and the other laughs
hysterically.

"That's not how you pronounce it," she says and proceeds to
say it herself. The first blonde nearly crashes the car laughing
and they start debating how to correctly pronounce the name.

Well the debate soon turns into a heated argument and coming
up to lunchtime they pull into a restaurant in the town whose
name is the subject of the argument.

As they are settling their bill, one of the blondes says to the
cashier, "Excuse me, but would you mind settling an argument
between my friend and me? Could you possibly pronounce
the name of where we are, only could you do it very slowly."

The cashier leans forward and says . . . . .
"BuuuuurrrrrgggggeeeeerrrrrKiiiiinnnnnggggg."

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There's this blonde out for a walk. She comes to a river
and sees another blonde on the opposite bank.

"Yoo-hoo," she shouts, "how can I get to the other side?"
The second blonde looks up the river and down the
river and shouts back, "You ARE on the other side."