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Re: Kerry's Komedy Klub
« Reply #1720 on: December 01, 2007, 06:52:48 am »

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Re: Kerry's Komedy Klub
« Reply #1721 on: December 01, 2007, 06:54:25 am »

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Re: Kerry's Komedy Klub
« Reply #1722 on: December 01, 2007, 06:55:57 am »

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Re: Kerry's Komedy Klub
« Reply #1723 on: December 01, 2007, 10:20:01 am »
Hi Kerry
Happy Weekend in the Summer season in OZ   ;D
Looks like another member joined your Komedy Klub ;D
MORE posts to bring  :)  and  :laugh:
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Re: Kerry's Komedy Klub
« Reply #1724 on: December 02, 2007, 08:50:24 am »
Hi Kerry
Happy Weekend in the Summer season in OZ   ;D
Looks like another member joined your Komedy Klub ;D
MORE posts to bring  :)  and  :laugh:
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The more the merrier!  :D
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Re: Kerry's Komedy Klub
« Reply #1725 on: December 02, 2007, 08:51:18 am »

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Re: Kerry's Komedy Klub
« Reply #1726 on: December 02, 2007, 08:52:28 am »

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Re: Kerry's Komedy Klub
« Reply #1727 on: December 02, 2007, 05:35:58 pm »
SHEEP!!!......SHEEP!!!!!........ARE THEY?????

Being happy doesn't mean everything is perfect.

It means you've decided to see beyond the imperfection

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Re: Kerry's Komedy Klub
« Reply #1728 on: December 02, 2007, 05:47:00 pm »
A magician worked on a cruise ship.
The audience was different each week, so  the magician did the same
tricks over and over again.

One problem: The  captain's parrot saw the shows each week and began
to understand how the  magician did every trick.

Once he understood, he started shouting in the  middle of the show:
"Look, it's not the same hat!",
"Look, he's hiding the  flowers under the table.
"Hey, why are all the cards the ace of spades?"

The magician was furious but couldn't do  anything. It was, after all

the captain's parrot.

Then the ship sank.

The magician found himself on a piece of wood in  the middle of the
sea with, as fate would have it,...... the parrot.

They stared at each other with hatred but did not  utter a word. This
went on for a day and then another and another.

Finally on the fourth day, the parrot  could not hold back:

"OK, I give  up. Where's the f ***king ship?"

 

 
Being happy doesn't mean everything is perfect.

It means you've decided to see beyond the imperfection

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Re: Kerry's Komedy Klub
« Reply #1729 on: December 02, 2007, 06:03:15 pm »
SHEEP!!!......SHEEP!!!!!........ARE THEY?????



and you notice there has to be ONE guy sneaking a peek...